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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Watch your arse, Waffle Iron.

You're in verrrry dangerous territory, here.

We don't call Nigel "The Dark Empress" for nothing, and something about "die screaming with your bones on the outside", and Luna treats men like the dirty, dirty whores they are, and then leaves them in the back alley behind the Indian joint on Federal Hill, with their thumbs tied together and their veins full of bad smack.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:26:10 PM
Watch your arse, Waffle Iron.

You're in verrrry dangerous territory, here.

We don't call Nigel "The Dark Empress" for nothing, and something about "die screaming with your bones on the outside", and Luna treats men like the dirty, dirty whores they are, and then leaves them in the back alley behind the Indian joint on Federal Hill, with their thumbs tied together and their veins full of bad smack.

I'm ok with all of this.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 04:25:01 PM
Cramulus and LMNO will attempt to murder him out of jealousy.

And Iptuous, too.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 06:30:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:26:10 PM
Watch your arse, Waffle Iron.

You're in verrrry dangerous territory, here.

We don't call Nigel "The Dark Empress" for nothing, and something about "die screaming with your bones on the outside", and Luna treats men like the dirty, dirty whores they are, and then leaves them in the back alley behind the Indian joint on Federal Hill, with their thumbs tied together and their veins full of bad smack.

I'm ok with all of this.

I think I like you, mister.  You're my kinda crazy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#4474
Ok, time for some Halloween pix from me, largish files, fair warning:

Yard decos:  My New Friend:  Fred the Zombie, emerging from the planter the old lady next door ran into this past April:




ME in my costume at my party (baby bump sorta visible, hair's a mess, it was the end of the night and I was ready for pj's but had someone take a pic on my iPhone for posterity):


THIS is for Stella, because she wanted to see my highlights:


and this is me looking pissed off b/c I suck at taking pix of myself:



Done.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:26:10 PM
Watch your arse, Waffle Iron.

You're in verrrry dangerous territory, here.

We don't call Nigel "The Dark Empress" for nothing, and something about "die screaming with your bones on the outside", and Luna treats men like the dirty, dirty whores they are, and then leaves them in the back alley behind the Indian joint on Federal Hill, with their thumbs tied together and their veins full of bad smack.

It was only the once.  Richter bitched about the smell.

They go right into the bay, now, adorned with cinder blocks and rubbed down with ghost chili vindaloo spices.  Two or three more, and I figure Cthulu will be awake, angry, and ready to take a dump the size of New Jersey.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 06:30:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:26:10 PM
Watch your arse, Waffle Iron.

You're in verrrry dangerous territory, here.

We don't call Nigel "The Dark Empress" for nothing, and something about "die screaming with your bones on the outside", and Luna treats men like the dirty, dirty whores they are, and then leaves them in the back alley behind the Indian joint on Federal Hill, with their thumbs tied together and their veins full of bad smack.

I'm ok with all of this.

Yeah.  We're keeping him.  Welcome aboard.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

Ugh that top one did NOT want to rotate! 

Suu

Aww Jenne. You're so pretty. :)
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Juana

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The Good Reverend Roger

Uh.

Jenne is SMOKIN'.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Indeed, I cannot think of anything appropriate to say about this fact that isn't stunningly inapproriate. :lulz:
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jenne

 :oops:  Thanks...*runs away* 




...But thank you.  


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Jenne, you're gorgeous! I love your hair like that.
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Suu

Me too!! You are one very sexy mama!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

HA!  LITERALLY!  Thanks, Suu and Nigel.  I get stopped a LOT by the younger twenty-something crowd and asked how I did it, how much it is, what job I have that my employer allows it, etc.  I get looks of "who farted?" from the 30, 40 and 50-something crowd.  The 60-70-80 somethings cut me dead.  :lulz: