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this is so funny i can't even begin to comment

Started by Slarti, July 31, 2004, 05:54:40 PM

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Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCit's a trick.

no, it's a trap!

Trollax

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Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCit's a trick.

no, it's a trap!

who cares? I have grass to water.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

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Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCit's a trick.

no, it's a trap!

who cares? I have grass to water.

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That's a vicious eight-year bump, too. You, sir, are evil!  :lulz:
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So around 04 all the people on this forum did was spam incoherent nonsense?
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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

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Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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Quote from: Trollax on August 11, 2004, 04:02:47 AM

Quote from: Grace 'shoggoth' watcherThe human form prior to the "Fall of Man" contained twelve full strands of DNA. The cause of the genetic fall from twelve strands to two strands of DNA (per the universal records) appears to be a nuclear bomb that was dropped approximately 9,500 years ago that was 100 fold greater than that dropped on Hiroshima in 1945. In this experience, the human genetic system mutated from twelve strands of DNA to the limited two strands over a period of many generations. The human life span dropped from 500 years to less than a century that it is today. Disease became prevalent. Civilization was reduced to barbarism as all technology was lost.

The Russians were planning to build a doomsday bomb that was approximately that size. during the 1950's they decided against it because it would have vapourised a quarter of the earth's surface and knocked it out of it's orbit.

Not true. The Czar Bomba, which was built and tested by the Russians, had a yield over 2500 times that of the Little Boy. Granted, this design WAS a 50% reduction from the 100 megaton design that was originally planned, but that was to reduce fallout from the test and to give the pilot flying the bomber time to fly far enough away from the epicenter of the blast to avoid being killed (as it was, it still knocked the plane off course despite it having retreated 45 km by the time the bomb went off), not to prevent the Earth from being knocked out of orbit. Also, even the 50 Megaton design was too large to be carried by bombers that hadn't been specially modified.
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Congratulations, you have successfully corrected someone who was wrong 8 years ago, who now no longer posts on the forum.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Kai

This was 2 months before I first arrived here. Almost as bad as bumping EVT and Tao Jones threads.
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