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The Story of Professor Thomas who couldn't talk to girls

Started by Placid Dingo, March 16, 2012, 01:25:04 PM

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Placid Dingo

Professor Thomas was a specialist. He specialised in grass.

He and his uncle lives in a small apartment with a small yard. In the afternoons, Professor Thomas would walk up and down the yard, looking at the grass.

"Five different genus, here," he would say.

"A varied ecology of bugs and beetles!" he would exclaim.

"An accelerated photosynthetic process on the left side of the yard," he'd muse.

But, after only a month, something happened. The grass started to die.

Professor Thomas couldn't work it out. He did tests. He took samples. He looked under his shiny microscope.

The bugs were OK.

The sun was OK.

The variation was OK.

He couldn't work it out.

One day he was talking to his Uncle. "I just don't know what's killing the grass."

His uncle gave his a fatigued look. "Look at your boots," he said, "You're stomping all over it."

Professor Thomas looked amazed. "Of course!" he cried, "I was so focussed on my awareness of the system in front of me that I forgot that I WAS A PART OF IT."
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Freeky


Oysters Rockefeller

Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Placid Dingo

Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

navkat

Thank you for this lovely little lemon-drop today. <3.

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This has a very "Zen Without Zen Masters" quality to it.

I like it.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hirley0

Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 16, 2012, 09:39:51 PM
Thank you.
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while in the tOm Mode | let me REMind ALL | it is NOT the others in the R.race
WHOM i oppose. its the stupid voters { whom in my opinion Just vote Max'$
Precisly the wrong way - ) How now brown cow (Tom M.N.)

minuspace

Awesome!  I focused so hard on changing the last line's meter, I finally realized it worked just fine the way it was  :lulz:

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Nigel on March 17, 2012, 04:46:55 PM
Dingo, may I repost (with attribution)?

Woo! Shit yeah. Just to Placid Dingo is fine. Thank you.

And again, thanks all for feedback. Appreciate it.
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