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Level Up!

Started by Placid Dingo, May 21, 2012, 12:32:05 PM

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Placid Dingo

Level up!
World's on fire got a hand on the joystick
Keyboard, sword, dagger, uzi and mouseclick
Double click, step back, let's get Jurrassic
Breaking down walls with a mental gymnastic
Plastic buttons smashed up, button mashing
Need for speed, burnt rubber, confidence smashing
Theories burning, restart before crashing
I'm rehashing: cheats and old ideas
Won the mellee and took a grav-hammer to my fears
Frozen stiff stuck down in this ice level for years
and I'm freezing, I don't know how to keep believing
If you see me wearing green, will you think Link or Luigi?
You tease me, can't find two player mode
I'm swinging through to find you like a fat Battle Toad
And all I need is a kiss to turn into a Prince
Shipwrecked on a King's Quest and never seen since
Burst out of the Flood of emotion unscathed
I'm Mario now with my overalls bathed
In the blood spurting out of the 8Bits of my broken heart
Press forward, better, stronger,
No need to restart,
Level Up!

In the Age of Empires you know I was Roman
Because dreams were to big to fit in one home and
I stopped playing Guitar Hero when the Smoke over Water
Thinned enough to show the burnt bodies post-slaughter
I need a med pack, need to launch an attack
Meditate to take you over, turn back
And stare close enough to see the pixels in your eyes, I'm
There! Close enough to know a blessing in disguise
Hide long enough to build a world out of blocks
Swept past the Creepers, but broke my head on a box
Jumping up from under, seeing too many questions
Awkward difficulty curve makes painful lessons
I'm dead, waiting to respawn, while you're raiding my tomb
Every piece of myself is exposed in this room,
And soon you'll be gone
I need more manna to hold on
Running through coins just chasing that golden
Dream, and learning what I should have learned from the start
Drop the damn box in the fires and burned your mechanical heart
Level Up!

The cake might be fake but it's a beautiful lie
And I taste it's sweet icing when I look in your eyes
Double Dragons crossed twice past a velveteen moonlight
Delight in the soft grace of the flight
Shooting straight to you, confidently grabbing each vine
Error 37? Try error 69,
Level Up!










If I can make it better let me know.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."