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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 17, 2012, 10:37:46 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Tapeworm, tapeworm
Measuring my intestines
You and your arithmatic
You'll probably go far
Tapeworm, tapeworm
Measuring my intestines
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How full of shit they are
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Sounds like tapeworm is into shitty statistics.  :)
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I thought it was a shamanic grateful dead thing, you know, the bootleg cuts, not vinyl like you wellingtons.   :lulz: 

P3nT4gR4m

I remember the original but fuck if I know where from  :?

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minuspace

It's just this gut feeling bypassing normal assimilation.

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2012, 10:25:38 AM
I remember the original but fuck if I know where from  :?

The addition stuff sounds like some old movie I saw where kids were in a classroom chanting that.
The tapeworm parts are some serious Nigeling and not to be found ANYPLACE else.  :lol:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 10:38:08 PM
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

In the intervening years between my childhood and now, it's just STARTING to fade.

NOT. HITTING. PLAY.  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 23, 2012, 11:04:34 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 10:38:08 PM
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

In the intervening years between my childhood and now, it's just STARTING to fade.

NOT. HITTING. PLAY.  :lulz:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 10:38:08 PM
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

Not familiar with the song but, anyone know what's up with the colours in that video? They're so bright, and equalized. Slightly too much detail to have been hand-coloured from B/W (I'm guessing), but a very typical style for "old" films ... anyone know what causes it? (yes I want to see if I can emulate the effect in GIMP/Photoshop)
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Whatever they were using to make color films in 1952.

Try researching the cinematographer? Harry Stradling Sr.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Christian_Andersen_(film)

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2012, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 10:38:08 PM
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

Not familiar with the song but, anyone know what's up with the colours in that video? They're so bright, and equalized. Slightly too much detail to have been hand-coloured from B/W (I'm guessing), but a very typical style for "old" films ... anyone know what causes it? (yes I want to see if I can emulate the effect in GIMP/Photoshop)

Technicolor

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

A slight digression re: H. C. Andersen.

In Norway (and Denmark, I think), a euphemism for masturbating is "en stille Anders" (A silent Anders). This is because H. C. Andersen used to mark his calender every time he spanked the monkey.
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author=Waffles, The Iron link=topic=32642.msg1186094#msg1186094 date=1340906340]
A slight digression re: H. C. Andersen.

In Norway (and Denmark, I think), a euphemism for masturbating is "en stille Anders" (A silent Anders). This is because H. C. Andersen used to mark his calender every time he spanked the monkey.

WHY?  :lulz:
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