Deer Doktor Howl

[cris]

Ok, this guy's ok with me.

You guys still scare me though.

Well we should. This is a glimpse into your future. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

This one time, I went to the future, and I walked into myself having sex, and I made a video and sold it for money.

See, I would have dealt with that entirely differently.

It happens to me all the time. I always have a video camera ready.

This also explains Ron Jeremy.  It's cris all backwards timewise when he got old and fat back in the 70s.

Oh did I mention I was hispanic? Yeah I am completely undernurished and I wont be getting any fatter soon.

Those indigenous genes doom you to a cruel fate; a big ol' gut, no ass, and little toothpick legs. It's my greatest fear.

Oh god D: I have no ass and toothpick legs, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW. STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIJOLES.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ok, this guy's ok with me.

You guys still scare me though.

Well we should. This is a glimpse into your future. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

This one time, I went to the future, and I walked into myself having sex, and I made a video and sold it for money.

See, I would have dealt with that entirely differently.

It happens to me all the time. I always have a video camera ready.

This also explains Ron Jeremy.  It's cris all backwards timewise when he got old and fat back in the 70s.

Oh did I mention I was hispanic? Yeah I am completely undernurished and I wont be getting any fatter soon.

Those indigenous genes doom you to a cruel fate; a big ol' gut, no ass, and little toothpick legs. It's my greatest fear.

Oh god D: I have no ass and toothpick legs, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW. STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIJOLES.

Not until you're maybe 45-50, though.

I'm already fighting it. Luckily I got some black ass, so I'll probably never go completely flat. That fucking indian gut, though... that's a constant battle.

[hirley0]

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