Nigel, There's Something Chasing Me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thanks, Nivek.

And yeah, writers' strike until the twit brigade either figures it out or fucks off.

Down with it.

Are we serious? 

Yep.  I am.  There's nothing like writing your arse off, only to have it responded to by twits who either spag it up on purpose, or post pseudo-intellectual one-liners to show how deep they are.

I'm gonna write for the project, but I'm not going to write here until the shit calms down.  This shit seems to hit in cycles, and I'm sick of riding them out.  I'll just wait until the shitstorm of stupidity stops.

Not mentioning any names.  Well, yeah, I will.  TOA, KopyKat, that "Wolf" spag (whatever he calls himself now), a few others.  It just gets really old, ya know?

[Reginald Ret]

Damn.
I know i often respond with oneliners i consider smart so if i am one of the twits let me know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Damn.
I know i often respond with oneliners i consider smart so if i am one of the twits let me know.

You only did it once, AFAIK.  Everyone does that.

The idea of these rants is to get people to write, even if it's just stream of consciousness (I do that a lot, though my stream seems to be under a particularly foul manhole cover), not post one liners asking sophomoric bullshit that would make a Starbucks emotard blush, the evidence of which I can provide just by saying "read KopyKat's responses to the various psycho letters".

I suppose it was too good to last.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Thanks, Nivek.

And yeah, writers' strike until the twit brigade either figures it out or fucks off.

Down with it.

Are we serious? 

Yep.  I am.  There's nothing like writing your arse off, only to have it responded to by twits who either spag it up on purpose, or post pseudo-intellectual one-liners to show how deep they are.

I'm gonna write for the project, but I'm not going to write here until the shit calms down.  This shit seems to hit in cycles, and I'm sick of riding them out.  I'll just wait until the shitstorm of stupidity stops.

Not mentioning any names.  Well, yeah, I will.  TOA, KopyKat, that "Wolf" spag (whatever he calls himself now), a few others.  It just gets really old, ya know?

I know exactly what you mean!

I was already working on my response for this, so I'm gonna post this last one when I'm done!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

My beast doesn't chase me anymore.  He lurks around corners just trying to catch me fucking up.  See my beast was so much more to me a long time ago.  He was smart and played me like prodigy violinist.  He worked to get me for 14 years.  He entertwined himself into my life so closely I forgot where I ended and he started.  We had 3 children together.

Then came the great avalanche.  The eye opener.  That realization where you see that person for exactly who and what they are.  The start of the avalanche..... Cocaine.  Well crack to be exact.  And though I left, we had been together so long, and my children were his and the whole town knew it....  So when he made the front page news, I became a leper.  And it was so bad I had to leave the fucking state to get away. To get my children away from the accusations.

So now I hide in plain sight.  I don't lie about where I am, but I don't let anyone know for sure.  My family hasn't seen me in 3 years.  It's me and the kids against the world.

And the beast?  See when a wife testifies, they throw it out, but....  never let yourself believe the jury forgets that stuff.  They don't.  He is the luckiest son of a bitch (and I mean that literally) alive.  So he walked out of prison and out to California where he now lives with the "new Michelle".  Yeah it's really fucked up.  He calls constantly to a number from a state I don't live in but I keep the phone.  He threatens to take the kids, he threatens to have me put in jail for kidnapping.  He threatens constantly, but that is all he can do is threaten...  Because as bad as things may be for me and for the kids.... 

I know my beasts name, and I know where the bodies are buried... literally.....

http://www.law.fsu.edu/library/flsupct/sc03-1012/03-1012ini.pdf

And now you all know more about me than anyone has in the last 6 years.....

And I'm not flouncing, but I'mm done for a while!!! 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thanks, Nivek.

And yeah, writers' strike until the twit brigade either figures it out or fucks off.

Down with it.

Are we serious?  

Yep.  I am.  There's nothing like writing your arse off, only to have it responded to by twits who either spag it up on purpose, or post pseudo-intellectual one-liners to show how deep they are.

I'm gonna write for the project, but I'm not going to write here until the shit calms down.  This shit seems to hit in cycles, and I'm sick of riding them out.  I'll just wait until the shitstorm of stupidity stops.

Not mentioning any names.  Well, yeah, I will.  TOA, KopyKat, that "Wolf" spag (whatever he calls himself now), a few others.  It just gets really old, ya know?

I know exactly what you mean!

I was already working on my response for this, so I'm gonna post this last one when I'm done!

Example:

...and it generates terrible things.

Is this the monkeys Plight? do we see the same horrors when we close our eyes or is that what makes us different?

WTF IS THIS EMOTARD SHIT?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Example:

...and it generates terrible things.

Is this the monkeys Plight? do we see the same horrors when we close our eyes or is that what makes us different?

WTF IS THIS EMOTARD SHIT?

It's the kind of bullshit that people post when they don't actually have anything to contribute but want to think they do.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

shit, i had some seeds goin on and i guess im just going to have to  write and save em till after the strike..

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

shit, i had some seeds goin on and i guess im just going to have to  write and save em till after the strike..

That's what I'ma do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

shit, i had some seeds goin on and i guess im just going to have to  write and save em till after the strike..

Might have an alternate solution.  I'll let you know when I'm sure.

[President Television]

For what it's worth, if my "maybe we'd be happy" post counts as a pseudo-intellectual one-liner, I was trying to provide some response to KopyKat's idiocy and get the thread moving again. I know I'm not very good at this, and I'm not going to pretend to be, but I want to say that I posted that with good intentions in mind.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For what it's worth, if my "maybe we'd be happy" post counts as a pseudo-intellectual one-liner, I was trying to provide some response to KopyKat's idiocy and get the thread moving again. I know I'm not very good at this, and I'm not going to pretend to be, but I want to say that I posted that with good intentions in mind.

IMO you have provided enough substantial, intelligent, non-derailing-type content to be firmly nowhere near the category of "twit".

[KopyKat253]

Yes, Strike... Walk right into your places my pretties! Now I have you right where I want you. BUWAHAHAHAHA                                                                                 MUWAHAHAHAHA                                                 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yes, Strike... Walk right into your places my pretties! Now I have you right where I want you. BUWAHAHAHAHA                                                                                 MUWAHAHAHAHA                                                 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough

SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT ITT.



Fuckwit.

[LMNO]

Yes, Strike... Walk right into your places my pretties! Now I have you right where I want you.

Please note that this indicates Kat prefers the forums to be devoid of any creative or thoughtful content.

How... Grey.