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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.

:potd:

Crazzee

Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
:mittens:
>_>

Triple Zero

Quote from: Broken AI on July 09, 2009, 01:28:31 PM
QuoteThis site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it.

no you don't. now kindly fuck off.

YEAH!

YOU TELL HIM HER IT
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Crazzee on July 09, 2009, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
:mittens:

Your mustache makes me suspicious.

You are not a confederate of that "Professor Cramulus" miscreant, are you?
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Sheered Völva

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 09, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Crazzee on July 09, 2009, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
:mittens:

Your mustache makes me suspicious.

You are not a confederate of that "Professor Cramulus" miscreant, are you?

Another Cramulus clone? I thought we got rid of all those.

Welcome.  :mrgreen:

Reginald Ret

After I went through all the trouble of recatching and neutering the escaped genetic experiment known as Professor Cramulus you incompetent bastards not only let him escape but let him into the cloning lab?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!!!
:argh!:
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the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit




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Jenne

Quote from: Broken AI on September 16, 2009, 03:52:33 AM
It's when you strap a little teeny tiny suicide bomb vest to a prawn, and convince him to explode himself, as he can have 72 scampi and all the thousand island dressing he can drink in the afterlife.

It's mis-spelled pr0n because that makes it leet.

The more you know see?


:mittens:

Well said, Liam!

cataleptik

oh i fuckin
love it.

nearly nobody understands
the discordian society
said RAW dying sadly

and what could you do?

you laid down
RULES
and had nothing to say
to someone who LIKED you.

suck up that federal reserve scrip
church of self hating jerks.


Cain

Nothing like someone bumping a five year old thread to play out a routine we've seen a thousand times before.

You sure showed us.  How anarchic.  How chaotic.  How completely unpredictable.

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It WAS reply 777... that's gotta mean something. To someone.  You know. .  Someone that cares what this little cattleptic jackoff thinks.
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