Suu teaches the Peedee how to sew.

[Suu]

Step one:

Learn to machine.

[Bu🤠ns]

  hoo-ha!

[Suu]

Step 2:

Enhance vocabulary.





Tonight's new vocabulary enhancement:

Fucking shittastic piece of obtuse cuntnuggetry! - Actual quote.

[Suu]

Step 3:

Ask the husband nicely to fix problem:

[Suu]

Step 4:

Complete project:

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

The cryhole is very apt.

[Bu🤠ns]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Bu🤠ns]

You know, I can really relate to this.  Not because i'm a seamst--er(?)  but because every time I've ever tried using a sewing machine, I end up spending more time yanking thread out of the machine and untangling everything than I do actual stitching. It's like, one inch of stich / untangle / another inch /untangle / almost an inch / untangle...and so on.

[Suu]

That sounds like a timing problem with your machine, you'll have to take it to a service center for it to be tuned up.

[Bu🤠ns]

That sounds like a timing problem with your machine, you'll have to take it to a service center for it to be tuned up.

Awesome thanks

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Directions unclear, got my flux capacitor confused with the cryhole and now my Laurel Burch 'Christmas Cats' fabric is stuck in early 1800's gingham mode.

[Suu]

Directions unclear, got my flux capacitor confused with the cryhole and now my Laurel Burch 'Christmas Cats' fabric is stuck in early 1800's gingham mode.

In that case, grab the 7 year old girl that's covered in grease sitting over in the corner trying to each her stale bread for lunch. Her hands are small enough to get into the Flux Capacitor. Just pedal a bit, ignore her if she cries. It's what we hire them for at quarter wage, anyway.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How hard can it be?

Has to be easier than cooking.

[Suu]

How hard can it be?

Has to be easier than cooking.

I was sewing before I was cooking, if that's any indication.