How to BE a fat bastard

[Freeky]

Exactly, echelons.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

SKINNY IS HAWT.

Mesomorph faction heard from and hotness acknowledged.

But citation = hundreds of skinny rock stars. Tell me those guys don't get laid.

[Freeky]

I think they get laid because their famous and because the groupies get all hot and bothered over their music equally much as them being hot sometimes.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I think they get laid because their famous and because the groupies get all hot and bothered over their music equally much as them being hot sometimes.

Yeah, but a lot of them kind of cultivate the skinniness as part of the mystique. You don't see a lot of them trying to bulk up.

[Elder Iptuous]

i thought they cultivated the skinniness as part of the nose candy habit...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

i thought they cultivated the skinniness as part of the nose candy habit...

It probably started with ALL KINDS of candy, but it's part of the image now. 
A lot of them are health nuts.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

But my implied point was, go with your body type.

[Juana]

Going back to the OP's purpose, I present you with super buttery coffee cake!

[Freeky]

 

Marry me, Garbo.

[Juana]

Yes m'am. It'll be all baked goods, vindaloo, and ridiculousness forever.

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But my implied point was, go with your body type.

I'm not really trying to gain 200lbs.

I could stand to gain a little weight though.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

But my implied point was, go with your body type.

I'm not really trying to gain 200lbs.

I could stand to gain a little weight though.

Well yeah, but don't clog your arteries.

Load up on olive oil or avocados or something.

[Freeky]

Yes m'am. It'll be all baked goods, vindaloo, and ridiculousness forever.

Sounds like Paradise to me.

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But my implied point was, go with your body type.

I'm not really trying to gain 200lbs.

I could stand to gain a little weight though.

Well yeah, but don't clog your arteries.

Load up on olive oil or avocados or something.

For sure.

I'ma go eat some mershed perderders and chug some olive oil, BRB.

[Juana]

Yes m'am. It'll be all baked goods, vindaloo, and ridiculousness forever.

Sounds like Paradise to me.

Oh yeah. Want the recipe?