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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM

Title: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:03:19 AM
PS DON'T WORRY IF I DENY IT THE NEXT DAY, I'LL BRING IT UP THE NEXT TIME YOU DISAGREE WITH ME.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Captain Utopia on August 28, 2009, 05:22:19 AM
 :|

Why don't you take it to ESF? They have moderators there who give out penalty points for "derogatory posts", so at least you might be able to duke it out there and have an active referee.

Plus, it'd be funnier if it was done over there.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 05:40:27 AM
(http://www.tool-boxes.us/tool-box-424.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Nast on August 28, 2009, 07:11:51 AM
Man, it sucks to see people you like fight.  :sad:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 07:26:03 AM
Meh, I'm not mad any more.  Just tired of this bullshit.  I'll come back when Roger stops making assumptions about my sex life.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 28, 2009, 07:42:32 AM
Oh what the cock.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 28, 2009, 11:12:43 AM
it it me, or did a LOT of people get their panties in a twist yesterday?

:sad:

please don't go badge!
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: AFK on August 28, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
The internet is serious business. 
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:48:52 PM
Is there a way we can fill the forums with Nitrous Oxide or something?
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:43:06 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 07:26:03 AM
Meh, I'm not mad any more.

Which is, of course, why you wrote a full page PM laughing at my medical problems, and informing me that a weak valve is something "I brought on with my lifestyle choices", or some such shit, and gloating about how little time I have left.

Right?

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 28, 2009, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:43:06 PM

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:

She hangs out at PD.com, so "batshit insane" is a given...
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:49:35 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 28, 2009, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:43:06 PM

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:

She hangs out at PD.com, so "batshit insane" is a given...

Right.  So her behavior is acceptable.  How silly of me.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 02:50:43 PM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/insanity-wood-dont-touch-it-the-wood-makes-people-insane-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 02:52:08 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/runninfoo/Insanity.png)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:52:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 02:50:43 PM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/insanity-wood-dont-touch-it-the-wood-makes-people-insane-demotivational-poster.jpg)

Okay, I pooped.   :lulz:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 02:56:40 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_assets/77024/insanity_mario.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 02:57:24 PM
(http://img2.allposters.com/images/CMAG/938-049.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:57:34 PM
Okay, judging from the Mario one, I'm the crazy one.   :lulz:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 02:59:25 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xWkd0WxD_x8/SXHo3WBrmtI/AAAAAAAACCU/xlle0uv0ZIQ/s400/insanity.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 03:00:52 PM
(http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5169/Insanity-2.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 28, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
Lys wins the thread!
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:07:53 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 28, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
Lys wins the thread!

The East German judge concurs.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3548/insanityroger.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3548/insanityroger.jpg)

I cannot shoop from this computer, but I have a response for that.  Late tonight.  Be there.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3548/insanityroger.jpg)

I cannot shoop from this computer, but I have a response for that.  Late tonight.  Be there.

:scared:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3548/insanityroger.jpg)

I cannot shoop from this computer, but I have a response for that.  Late tonight.  Be there.

:scared:

Muhaha...my WRATH will be a thing of legend.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 03:21:59 PM
HAY GUISE

I MADE BROWNIES LAST NIGHT

COOL
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 03:21:59 PM
HAY GUISE

I MADE BROWNIES LAST NIGHT

COOL

:potd:

Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on August 28, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:48:52 PM
Is there a way we can fill the forums with Nitrous Oxide or something?

(http://www.uaf.edu/asgp/asrp/srp3/images/rocketParts/sN20bot.jpg)
(http://aureliosoft.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/scream-thumbs-up-lg.gif)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

awesome story, bro.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Pariah on August 30, 2009, 07:02:42 PM
How cute.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 03:16:50 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

awesome story, bro.

IIRC, having a revenge thread dedicated to you is worth 10 points.   :digtbk:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
you're probably right about that. I haven't played T:TP in so long I forgot how the scoring rules went.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
you're probably right about that. I haven't played T:TP in so long I forgot how the scoring rules went.

It's been a while.  We may have to revise them.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Lies on September 10, 2009, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3548/insanityroger.jpg)

I cannot shoop from this computer, but I have a response for that.  Late tonight.  Be there.

:scared:

:?

Muhaha...my WRATH will be a thing of legend.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 04:45:44 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 10, 2009, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 28, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3548/insanityroger.jpg)

I cannot shoop from this computer, but I have a response for that.  Late tonight.  Be there.

:scared:

:?

Muhaha...my WRATH will be a thing of legend.

I got distracted by something shiny. 
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Cain on September 10, 2009, 04:47:29 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/political-pictures-sarah-palin-john-mccain-look-shiny-object.jpg)
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 04:48:26 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 10, 2009, 05:23:11 PM
Damn!

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 08:54:08 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

Bumping OP for cheap laughs.   :lulz:
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Damn. I didn't realize that she was actually serious about flouncing.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 02:57:40 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Damn. I didn't realize that she was actually serious about flouncing.

Last time she was gone, she stayed away for almost 2 years.

Maybe she can go for 4 this time.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: LMNO on September 11, 2009, 01:14:09 PM
Last time she flounced, it was because of pretty serious IRL stuff.

I like the back-n-forth flaming, but... I dunno.  I guess I'm in one of those "be fair" moods.
Title: Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 11, 2009, 02:53:29 PM
Well as usual, I have no fucking clue what is going on.

But..... this.....

Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2009, 04:47:29 PM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/political-pictures-sarah-palin-john-mccain-look-shiny-object.jpg)

is absolutely fucking hilarious!!!!!!

:lulz: