Ohio’s ‘Big Butter Jesus’ hit by lightning, severely damaged

Started by Lies, June 15, 2010, 04:27:59 PM

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A six-story Jesus statue on the grounds of Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio was damaged after being struck by lightning shortly after midnight on June 15th.

The piece is called "King of Kings," but is informally known as "Touchdown Jesus" or "Big Butter Jesus" due to its pose.

http://www.inquisitr.com/75869/big-butter-jesus/



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Not only is this awesomely ironic, it also proves that Christians don't read their own fucking bibles cus it CLEARLY states in that list of 10 things that god doesn't want us to do, and I quote, Exodus 20:2–17, "You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

Christians, seriously, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I'm a better christian than all devout christians combined since they all seem to insist on wearing their "idol" Jesus around their necks and all over the vicinity of where they habit, seriously, it's like they're all TRYING TO PISS GOD OFF.
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 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It was always lulzy to drive past it. I bet it was even more lulzy while it was on fire!
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Apparently it's now called "terminator jesus" on account of it's metal endoskeleton being exposed  :lulz:

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So I find it Ironic that it included the INRI sign....

All Nature, (AND JEEBUS Statues) perfectly renewed by fire....   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Still, the rest of the fucking church survived. How much more proof do you need that there's no such person as god  :x

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Lies

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
Still, the rest of the fucking church survived. How much more proof do you need that there's no such person as god  :x

Are you fucking nuts? This proves to me there IS a god, and that god hates Christians.
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- Oh it exists, and how!
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Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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    In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
    I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
    Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
    looks like he's carved out of butter,
    just like at the state fair.

    Big butter Jesus
    Sweet cream Jesus
    Oh country fresh Jesus
    Unsalted Jesus
    Oh Promise Jesus
    Imperial Jesus
    Can't believe it's not Jesus
    Oleo Lord.

    Well you see him from the chest up
    like he's about to do a back flip,
    like he scored a touchdown
    or maybe melting or about to drown.
    Well I've been to the state fair
    seen a cow made out of corn cobs
    Garth Brooks made of string cheese
    and the virgin out of olives.

    Big butter Jesus
    Sweet cream Jesus
    Oh country fresh Jesus
    Unsalted Jesus
    Oh Promise Jesus
    Imperial Jesus
    Can't believe it's not Jesus
    Oleo Lord.

    Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
    staring backwards was his big head
    Driver stuck in traffic backups
    desperately avoiding eye contact
    Well don't make no graven images.
    That's one of the 10 commandments
    I hope the grading curve is kindly
    You get to heaven with a 90

    Big butter Jesus
    Sweet cream Jesus
    Oh country fresh Jesus
    Unsalted Jesus
    Oh Promise Jesus
    Imperial Jesus
    Can't believe it's not Jesus
    Oleo Lord.

    Can't believe it's not Jesus,
    Oh spread the word.
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