Sandwich Argument

[Cain]

Is the sandwich blue or not?

[The Wizard Joseph]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

You, my dear, have obviously never been stoned out of your gourd at 3am.

Been a good day for teh lulz!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

You, my dear, have obviously never been stoned out of your gourd at 3am.

Obviously not. Lasagna can be a 3am stoned sammich, but only if it's held in the hand.

[Enrico Salazar]

Yes, laugh laugh laugh, but Enrico had unique experience with a Sand Witch when he was young, was no laugh matter.

[President Television]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

Neither is a "hot" sandwich.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

Neither is a "hot" sandwich.

See now this is more a matter of personal endurance.

Which brings up a fine point. If a person cannot hold the sandwich for some reason has it ceased to be a sandwich for them? Like if you have no arms, as an extreme illustration, do sandwiches cease to be?

[President Television]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

Neither is a "hot" sandwich.

See now this is more a matter of personal endurance.

Which brings up a fine point. If a person cannot hold the sandwich for some reason has it ceased to be a sandwich for them? Like if you have no arms, as an extreme illustration, do sandwiches cease to be?

Hot sandwiches aren't literally hot, they're covered in gravy.
Though the gravy itself is usually hot.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

Neither is a "hot" sandwich.

See now this is more a matter of personal endurance.

Which brings up a fine point. If a person cannot hold the sandwich for some reason has it ceased to be a sandwich for them? Like if you have no arms, as an extreme illustration, do sandwiches cease to be?

Hot sandwiches aren't literally hot, they're covered in gravy.
Though the gravy itself is usually hot.

No, I got you Mr. President. Had a few hot beef 'n gravy in my time. Just because it's messy is no reason not to pick it up at some point. I usually have fries and improvise a poutien with the remaining gravy.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

Neither is a "hot" sandwich.

See now this is more a matter of personal endurance.

Which brings up a fine point. If a person cannot hold the sandwich for some reason has it ceased to be a sandwich for them? Like if you have no arms, as an extreme illustration, do sandwiches cease to be?

If you can't eat it as a sandwich, it's not a sandwich. So, if you have to put a pastrami and rye in a blender and drink it as a shake, it is not a sandwich anymore.

I wonder where the line is for people with very handy feet, though.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Lasagna is a sammish!

Lasagna is not hand held.

Neither is a "hot" sandwich.

See now this is more a matter of personal endurance.

Which brings up a fine point. If a person cannot hold the sandwich for some reason has it ceased to be a sandwich for them? Like if you have no arms, as an extreme illustration, do sandwiches cease to be?

If you can't eat it as a sandwich, it's not a sandwich. So, if you have to put a pastrami and rye in a blender and drink it as a shake, it is not a sandwich anymore.

I wonder where the line is for people with very handy feet, though.

See NOW were talking enlightenment! That would be the "kung-fu" Way of making sandwiches real.

Pretty soon mind-machine interfacing and prosthetic advancement could make sandwiches real for almost anyone with a functioning brain and nervous system, without all the stretching and balance training.

[Meunster]

I always thought sandwich was an action and we called the food sandwiches that because they showed the action.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I always thought sandwich was an action and we called the food sandwiches that because they showed the action.

Look up Earl of Sandwich. For real.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'm not sure if "hand held" really works as a criteria, since it's a contextual property rather than inherent property of a sandwich. A burrito isn't reay a sandwich but can be hand held, and if you're weird you could eat a sandwich with fork and knife.

[Doktor Howl]

Patty melt?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Patty melt?

SANDWICH.