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Started by Sir Perineal, March 24, 2007, 06:29:06 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

The Church has "Bob".  Does Taoism have "Bob"?

I didn't think so.

So just shut up.  All of you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 08:20:03 AM
The Church has "Bob".  Does Taoism have "Bob"?

I didn't think so.

So just shut up.  All of you.

You didn't give us a chance to answer.

In short, yes, Tao does not have "Bob". But "Bob" has Tao.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 09:24:14 AM


In short, yes, Tao does not have "Bob". But "Bob" has Tao.

Actually, he's about as anti-Tao as you can possibly get.

"Middle of the road" my ass...The only thing about "Bob" that's middle of the road is the hoodpiece on his Toronado, while he's drunkenly driving back to the motel with Suzy Rottencrotch.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

so, Tao Te Ching is a good readable book? guess i'm gonna have to get it then

's probably somewhere cheap in a 2nd hand bookstore

any tips on which translation to pick?
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Lies

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 09:28:44 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 09:24:14 AM


In short, yes, Tao does not have "Bob". But "Bob" has Tao.

Actually, he's about as anti-Tao as you can possibly get.

"Middle of the road" my ass...The only thing about "Bob" that's middle of the road is the hoodpiece on his Toronado, while he's drunkenly driving back to the motel with Suzy Rottencrotch.
Ok Rog, you win. Bob is Anti-Tao :roll:
Quote from: triple zero on March 29, 2007, 10:56:22 AM
so, Tao Te Ching is a good readable book? guess i'm gonna have to get it then

's probably somewhere cheap in a 2nd hand bookstore

any tips on which translation to pick?
Yeah, it's a decent read, there are heaps of versions on the internet, I personally have a copy translated by John C. H. Wu, not one of my favourate translations though.
I'm not going to give you a "recommendation" as to which translator to get, they all see the Tao in their own way, due to it's ambigious nature as well, it translates slightly differently depending on the translator. None of them are neccessarily wrong, but sometimes I have to wonder if certain translations are really what the Lao Tsu had in mind if he were to ever translate it to english.

I say, go read a few different versions, it's not a long read, its like 81 chapters, each chapter a page long, not even that actually, you could read it in about an hour, max.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Perineal

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 09:28:44 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 09:24:14 AM


In short, yes, Tao does not have "Bob". But "Bob" has Tao.

Actually, he's about as anti-Tao as you can possibly get.

"Middle of the road" my ass...The only thing about "Bob" that's middle of the road is the hoodpiece on his Toronado, while he's drunkenly driving back to the motel with Suzy Rottencrotch.

Isn't "Bob's" Path of Least Resistance,Ñ¢ very similar to Taoism's "wu-wei"?
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~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~

B_M_W

Quote from: triple zero on March 29, 2007, 10:56:22 AM
so, Tao Te Ching is a good readable book? guess i'm gonna have to get it then

's probably somewhere cheap in a 2nd hand bookstore

any tips on which translation to pick?

I like the old line yutang translation, personally.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

tyrannosaurus vex

how the fuck has lysergic's post count leaped ahead of mine by like 200?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

tyrannosaurus vex

fucking numbers.

i always knew they had it in for me.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Lies

Quote from: vexati0n on March 30, 2007, 05:29:27 AM
how the fuck has lysergic's post count leaped ahead of mine by like 200?
Good Sir, I do believe its because the quality of my posts are very shallow and little.
Your posts have much more thought put into them, and therefore are of quality.

and yeah, 200 posts being flamed :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sir Perineal on March 29, 2007, 03:10:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 09:28:44 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 09:24:14 AM


In short, yes, Tao does not have "Bob". But "Bob" has Tao.

Actually, he's about as anti-Tao as you can possibly get.

"Middle of the road" my ass...The only thing about "Bob" that's middle of the road is the hoodpiece on his Toronado, while he's drunkenly driving back to the motel with Suzy Rottencrotch.

Isn't "Bob's" Path of Least Resistance,Ñ¢ very similar to Taoism's "wu-wei"?

No.  "Bob's" path of Least Intelligence,Ñ¢ relies on tilting the luck plane.

Taoism can't do that. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rygD

Quote from: vexati0n on March 30, 2007, 05:29:27 AM
how the fuck has lysergic's post count leaped ahead of mine by like 200?

I think this happened because you have a life outside of the internets.  Shame on you.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Lies

Hey, I have a life outside the internet :cry:.
I just happen to find this one of the most interesting places on the net I've ever been to. Fuck, I prefer posting here then feeding my wow addiction. I seriously have stopped playing wow ever since I started posting here.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!