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#18061
Quote from: Hawk on June 02, 2010, 12:30:40 AM
Very.............interesting. 50, the magic # is 50.

lol
#18062
Quote from: ish on June 02, 2010, 12:04:33 AM
well not bad for a first attempt if i do say so myself. And for Discordian's the responses are pretty encouraging. I'll admit that it's a half baked concept, without any pictures which your right, i should have added some with names and such.... definately gonna blame lazyness and simply just wishing there was an introductions thread. I suppose im just supposed to argue my way into familiarity. Well at least thats a recognized way of innitiation finally.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19534.2625

'sokay I missed it myself.
So, tell us about yourself? That's a good intro.
#18063
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 01, 2010, 08:24:52 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED DOING SOMETHING IN SEQUENCE!!

Sorry for your loss. Were there too many steps in the sequence? That might have been the cause.
#18064
Propaganda Depository / Show me the wrath
June 01, 2010, 08:58:47 PM
Take your pick:







#18065


Not very interesting, but I don't have a lot of pics of myself doing something in sequence.
#18066
Quote from: ish on June 01, 2010, 06:40:01 PM
:argh!:
Because they we're all Ceremonial Magickians, so they all definately have Magickal names. And these are the names that are written in their Rolls of Admittance into Paradise. So basically this is our back door. So some of us thought it would be fun to crash their party and smoke a cig  :lulz: shoot some astral footage, smuggle it through a few fractals and send it back down to earth. Only problem is I'm not that good at math, so all I could get back down through is this message, and you can see how poorly it came out  :kingmeh:. The List of the Magickal Names of the Pope's are stuck on the other side of the fractal as well, so any Erisian's out there with an understanding of fractal math maybe could jump in on the project here and help decode the List of Names. Then from there, we can use The List to decrypt the footage and Hail Eris! How's that for a Golden Apple Seed Mission????   :horrormirth:
Hair Eris! If you think this message sucks, blame the fractals... :fnord:

You couldn't find any mathematicians up there to help you out?
#18067
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on June 01, 2010, 06:59:00 PM
That seems rather obvious, because eating someone I like would mean that someone I like was dead, and that would make me sad.

Yeah, that was my thought too.
#18068
Quote from: LMNO on June 01, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
That show turned out a lot better than I thought it would.  Thanks for showing up, guys.  Our next gig is in July -- and we might even have a CD by that point.

I've got a show in Salem on June 19th. I'll post a new thread about it in the next day or two, but just as a heads up.
#18069
Discordian Recipes / Re: Twid's Colcannon
June 01, 2010, 06:46:39 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 01, 2010, 03:31:33 PM
I had something like this for dinner last night, made form all the leftover stuff I was using for specials over the weekend. To the smoked garlic mashed potatoes I added the chopped bacon from the arrabiata special, the grilled onions from the sausage sandwich special, the baby spinach from the haddock florentine special, and some chunks of brie from the lobster & brie pizza special.

Possibly the single most expensive bowl of colcannon made in eastern Maine this year. And utterly delicious.

Bacon in the colcannon? Dude!
#18070
Quote from: Remington on June 01, 2010, 04:22:49 AM
Also, this:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2010, 04:05:10 AM
FAIL.

This is what happens when you fuck with your computer and put Linus in it.




You must be in the habit of smacking your computer around on a frequent basis.
#18071
Quote from: dimo on May 31, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

You can stop stalking me now. Creeper. 

Hey man, I was going to come see your band, but if you want to be paid less at a gig near me, that's your call.
#18072
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Re
June 01, 2010, 04:54:36 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 31, 2010, 10:25:00 PM
Fuck you, noob!

Now that I've had ample time to think up an appropriate response:
Too bad for you. I would have probably bought a round of beer. LMNO and Dimo can vouch for this. :cheers:
#18074
Quote from: dimo on May 31, 2010, 09:23:08 PM
Hey, good times last night! You guys sounded great, and King Hell did a bang up job of trolling the audience. The surprise arrival of Nephew Twiddleton was, well, a surprise (I think he may be stalking me. Creeper.) As soon as (female) e-mails me the pics we took, I'll post them up in Spagbook. Cheers!  :cheers:
Says the guy who came all the way to Rhode Island to a show I previously said I would go to.
Hmmm.
#18075
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 09:27:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

W0mp away, but please to be leaving out the swastikas and other such related symbolism because we have a member or two (or more) from Germany, where that kind of stuff is illegal IIRC (as I had a lolstika when I first came, and one of them kindly asked me to change it for that reason).

nah, that was a dig at someone in particular.