The Need For Religion

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh go cry about it to your mommy.

Okay, people, the gloves are off.

It's open season on AKK.  Do anything you like to his freads, and the moderation team  will get really upset and might even send you a nasty PM.  If we get around to it.  Some time in 2008 or so.

[Ambassador KAOS]

I swear you guys were already doing that...

As far as I know you guys have jacked and spammed EVERY thread I've made...

Did I miss something?

Whatever...

I'm go back to ignoring you (and in doing so cut the jacking of this thread short) Roger because I can't even get a reasonable response to a reasonable question from you (see other thread about barstool).

[Adios]

Go away. Far away.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

If you're going to ignore us anyway, why not do it at the bottom of a jagged cliff?

[Thurnez Isa]

I'm go back to ignoring you (and in doing so cut the jacking of this thread short) Roger because I can't even get a reasonable response to a reasonable question from you (see other thread about barstool).

if your ignoring us
why don't you just leave
find another community that may have some interest in your bull shit

[SupaTaft]

Nice ponderings.

I was always under the impression that religion sort of sprang out from our fear of knowledge. People began to learn what caused things to happen, and they thought "Well, what caused that result to happen?" and so on. Made me think that they got afraid of things causing other things to happen, then the question of death was brought up and they came up with a cause for that finallity, being a religion.

It was then that the authorities got a hold of it and weaved a code of ethics into it and buggered up the whole thing.

My thoughts on the afterlife at this point in time are that when I go, my brain will create me an afterlife that's perfect for me. Why? Because my brain creates the reality I perceive right now, so why wouldn't it create me an another reality after my body goes kaput? I don't dwell on it, because I just figure it'll take care of itself.

Then again, that's how I deal with most things in my life...

Blame it on Rio!

- D

[LMNO]

Nice ponderings.

I was always under the impression that religion sort of sprang out from our fear of knowledge. People began to learn what caused things to happen, and they thought "Well, what caused that result to happen?" and so on. Made me think that they got afraid of things causing other things to happen, then the question of death was brought up and they came up with a cause for that finallity, being a religion.

It was then that the authorities got a hold of it and weaved a code of ethics into it and buggered up the whole thing.

My thoughts on the afterlife at this point in time are that when I go, my brain will create me an afterlife that's perfect for me. Why? Because my brain creates the reality I perceive right now, so why wouldn't it create me an another reality after my body goes kaput? I don't dwell on it, because I just figure it'll take care of itself.

Then again, that's how I deal with most things in my life...

Blame it on Rio!

- D

Careful you don't take that too far, or next thing you know, you'll be jumping off of rooftops, convinced that gravity doesn't apply to you.

[SupaTaft]

Nice ponderings.

I was always under the impression that religion sort of sprang out from our fear of knowledge. People began to learn what caused things to happen, and they thought "Well, what caused that result to happen?" and so on. Made me think that they got afraid of things causing other things to happen, then the question of death was brought up and they came up with a cause for that finallity, being a religion.

It was then that the authorities got a hold of it and weaved a code of ethics into it and buggered up the whole thing.

My thoughts on the afterlife at this point in time are that when I go, my brain will create me an afterlife that's perfect for me. Why? Because my brain creates the reality I perceive right now, so why wouldn't it create me an another reality after my body goes kaput? I don't dwell on it, because I just figure it'll take care of itself.

Then again, that's how I deal with most things in my life...

Blame it on Rio!

- D

Careful you don't take that too far, or next thing you know, you'll be jumping off of rooftops, convinced that gravity doesn't apply to you.

Eh, I'm too lazy to really believe anything I say, anyway.

I'm usually the one telling others that gravity doesn't exist.

- D

[Jasper]

This thread indicates to me that any discussion mixing existential thought and discordians gets you solipsism.

*Sips his juicy-juice*

Oh, how I hate you all.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

the problem is that discordians are so uber-smart that we can't really fathom how other people can really be as stupid as they seem. if we think about it too much, the only possible solution we can come up with is that we're actually just imagining the whole thing.

[guest7654]

the problem is that discordians are so uber-smart that we can't really fathom how other people can really be as stupid as they seem. if we think about it too much, the only possible solution we can come up with is that we're actually just imagining the whole thing.

  Reality is kinda un-fucking-believable isn't it.

[LMNO]

the problem is that discordians are so uber-smart that we can't really fathom how other people can really be as stupid as they seem. if we think about it too much, the only possible solution we can come up with is that we're actually just imagining the whole thing.

My wife calls it, "seeing which one of you can get to the top of Mount Cleverest first."


She's my own personal Barstool.

[AFK]

Not me, I'm perfectly happy at base camp.  The cocoa is superb. 

Oh, and nice visual with the Barstool reference.   

[LMNO]

Gives a new meaning when she says, "I'd hit it."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I swear you guys were already doing that...

As far as I know you guys have jacked and spammed EVERY thread I've made...

Did I miss something?

Whatever...

I'm go back to ignoring you (and in doing so cut the jacking of this thread short) Roger because I can't even get a reasonable response to a reasonable question from you (see other thread about barstool).

WRONG.

It gets a LOT worse.