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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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EK WAFFLR

Yay. I'm being kept.

Also, Jenne, you are smokin'.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

Jenne is a very attractive woman.






...so is Waffle Iron.

EK WAFFLR

LMNO speaks  true words.
I am a beautiful woman.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Luna

Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 08:48:55 PM
Yay. I'm being kept.


I always wanted a kept man.

You know, one that wouldn't croak inside of a week.

I promise, I'll feed this one, and remember to poke air holes in the box.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
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The guy on the left...What's that thing on his head?

I think it's a mop.

Well, that's a relief.  The girl is cute in a "Let's see how funny men are when they have no skin" kind of way.  Which I dig.

She's also cute in a "I'm going to kiss you right in front of my husband" kind of way. Which I dig.

Doesn't that sort of shit traditionally lead to blood feuds in your country?

True, but this was in Amsterdam, and she is American, and her husband (Mr. Mop) is British.
Oh goddammit, i was at her show in Amsterdam.
I can't believe i didn't remember from the future that i should find you and talk to you, you magnificently bearded maniac.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Luna on November 10, 2011, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 08:48:55 PM
Yay. I'm being kept.


I always wanted a kept man.

You know, one that wouldn't croak inside of a week.

I promise, I'll feed this one, and remember to poke air holes in the box.


On weekdays I prefer steak. Rare.
On weekends, you can feed me whatever you want, as long as it's sushi.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Triple Zero

Jenne should definitely post moar pics more often, you look HAWT!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Luna

Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 12:06:02 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 10, 2011, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 08:48:55 PM
Yay. I'm being kept.


I always wanted a kept man.

You know, one that wouldn't croak inside of a week.

I promise, I'll feed this one, and remember to poke air holes in the box.


On weekdays I prefer steak. Rare.
On weekends, you can feed me whatever you want, as long as it's sushi.

You'll eat what you're fed.

Weekends is bacon time.  Some of these spags can give testimonials.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 12:32:06 AM


You'll eat what you're fed.

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As long as it's steak, sushi or bacon, I agree.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Jenne

:lulz:

Also, ty for making me blush...helps this old pregnant lady's ego.

Luna

Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 12:45:07 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 12:32:06 AM

You'll eat what you're fed.


As long as it's steak, sushi or bacon, I agree.

And, apparently easy cheeze.  That's convenient, can squirt it right through the air holes in the box.   :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 03:37:50 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 12:45:07 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 12:32:06 AM

You'll eat what you're fed.


As long as it's steak, sushi or bacon, I agree.

And, apparently easy cheeze.  That's convenient, can squirt it right through the air holes in the box.   :lulz:
:lulz: Convenient indeed.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

notathing


Triple Zero

The madman, however, is less than thrilled and informed me he would like to have them back.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 08:31:40 AM
The madman, however, is less than thrilled and informed me he would like to have them back.

He ain't getting them back. They're MINE now.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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