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OPEN BAR: I see you've come to PD. I too like to live dangerously

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 28, 2014, 08:58:25 PM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#1200
May 29, 2014, 03:42:17 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 28, 2014, 10:41:25 PM
On a brighter note, my boyfriend is back from camping, and we got to enjoy one of the side-benefits of him looking his age; he's 50, and while he's in fantastically good shape, he looks it. I don't look my age. The bartender thought he was my dad. :lol: I'm going to start calling him "Daddy" in public.

Oh that is just so funny for you guys, isn't it??? Like when the girl at the Plaid Pantry asked me if I was buying cigarettes for Cordelia. Oh yeah. JUST SO FUNNY FOR YOU GUYS!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#1201
May 29, 2014, 03:45:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 28, 2014, 11:18:34 PM
So a million people are going to see a picture of me in a magazine with a big jonah crab claw sticking out of my pants.

It's about god-damn time!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1202
May 29, 2014, 07:45:33 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2014, 02:04:36 AM
Mario was a really nice guy.

And as soon as the issue is published (it's just the picture in an ad we're running, not part of an article or anything) I'll get you guys a pic. I consider this a crowning achievement. :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1203
May 29, 2014, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Pæs on May 28, 2014, 10:50:40 PM
WELP. That resolved itself quickly. "You're right, that is a total sham. We'll figure out a way to handle this better."

UNCHARACTERISTICALLY FLEXIBLE FOR A CORPORATE.

I should be scared?

That's stunning. I would be paranoid at this point.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1204
May 29, 2014, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 29, 2014, 03:42:17 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 28, 2014, 10:41:25 PM
On a brighter note, my boyfriend is back from camping, and we got to enjoy one of the side-benefits of him looking his age; he's 50, and while he's in fantastically good shape, he looks it. I don't look my age. The bartender thought he was my dad. :lol: I'm going to start calling him "Daddy" in public.

Oh that is just so funny for you guys, isn't it??? Like when the girl at the Plaid Pantry asked me if I was buying cigarettes for Cordelia. Oh yeah. JUST SO FUNNY FOR YOU GUYS!

:lulz: You love it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1205
May 29, 2014, 07:49:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 01:52:04 AM
It occurs to me that Mario should have been arrested, given how long he stalked the princess though all those castles.

Some guys just can't take no for an answer.

Seriously, what the fuck, Mario.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1206
May 29, 2014, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 29, 2014, 08:02:19 AM
So, I used to be beautiful,

This is from the lady who made Tucson SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP because it didn't want to look bad in front of her.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1207
May 29, 2014, 08:57:30 PM
The airline has located my checked baggage.

In Guatemala City.

TGRR,
Has his checked baggage in the room, and is sort of puzzled by this turn of events.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1208
May 29, 2014, 09:08:53 PM
Has reality slipped sideways again?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1209
May 29, 2014, 09:11:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 29, 2014, 09:08:53 PM
Has reality slipped sideways again?

Who the fuck knows?  But I never reported a bag as missing, and the one I checked is sitting right next to me.

I think it's my luggage, anyway.  It LOOKS like luggage, and my stuff is in it. 

There's a neat horror story in there, doncha think?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#1210
May 29, 2014, 09:20:20 PM
Dear Mr The Good Reverend,

I don't mean to alarm you but I suggest that you sit down to read this and strive not to show any visible signs of distress.

We have located your checked baggage in Guatemala City. Please do not look to the baggage which you collected before departing the airport. Give nothing away. A team of specialists is en route to your location and you must follow their instructions strictly. We will get you out of there safely.

It is in your best interests that you remain calmly seated, so I will provide you with the facts as we have them and encourage you to stay where you are and let your eyes not leave this letter.

Three hours ago I was alerted to an anomalous occurrence during your flight. Two baggage handlers were discovered incapacitated and


ZZZZZIIIIIIIIIP


bound. Our logs regarding the plane's cargo have been tampered with but we believe a malicious party intercepted your baggage between your dropping it off and the plane and replaced it with a seemingly identical bag full of, and I stress this, SEEMINGLY IDENTICAL BELONGINGS.


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP THUD


We have seen this pattern before and in most cases contain the situation before any arriving passengers collect their bags but regrettably in this instance we were unable to do so. The team sent to intercept the baggage before your collection have not been heard from but I will not be surprised if we discover them near your property after ensuring your safe escape.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1211
May 29, 2014, 09:24:34 PM
:mittens:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

minuspace

#1212
May 29, 2014, 09:41:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 29, 2014, 08:02:19 AM
So, I used to be beautiful,

This is from the lady who made Tucson SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP because it didn't want to look bad in front of her.

:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

minuspace

#1213
May 29, 2014, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Pæs on May 29, 2014, 09:20:20 PM
Dear Mr The Good Reverend,

I don't mean to alarm you but I suggest that you sit down to read this and strive not to show any visible signs of distress.

We have located your checked baggage in Guatemala City. Please do not look to the baggage which you collected before departing the airport. Give nothing away. A team of specialists is en route to your location and you must follow their instructions strictly. We will get you out of there safely.

It is in your best interests that you remain calmly seated, so I will provide you with the facts as we have them and encourage you to stay where you are and let your eyes not leave this letter.

Three hours ago I was alerted to an anomalous occurrence during your flight. Two baggage handlers were discovered incapacitated and


ZZZZZIIIIIIIIIP


bound. Our logs regarding the plane's cargo have been tampered with but we believe a malicious party intercepted your baggage between your dropping it off and the plane and replaced it with a seemingly identical bag full of, and I stress this, SEEMINGLY IDENTICAL BELONGINGS.


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP THUD


We have seen this pattern before and in most cases contain the situation before any arriving passengers collect their bags but regrettably in this instance we were unable to do so. The team sent to intercept the baggage before your collection have not been heard from but I will not be surprised if we discover them near your property after ensuring your safe escape.
Guatemala as been contain en Mister Rogers' sweetcase?!?! :lulz: :lulz:

minuspace

#1214
May 29, 2014, 10:03:21 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 29, 2014, 03:42:17 PM
Oh that is just so funny for you guys, isn't it??? Like when the girl at the Plaid Pantry asked me if I was buying cigarettes for Cordelia. Oh yeah. JUST SO FUNNY FOR YOU GUYS!
That's fucking hysterical.  Now I have to go fetch a pack, and I have only one or two dogs that are always with me. :lulz:
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