What is Discordianism? Take Two.

[Cain]

WTF?

A thread about what Discordianism "is" without people getting snippy and whining "UR DOING IT WRONG!"? This is a thing unheard of!

Well it was...until you posted that.

[Triple Zero]

[Cain]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Zip, that is AWESOME!

[LMNO]

Arifella, cut it out. You and I both know there is no box; so, who the fuck needs a crowbar?

[AFK]

And yes, absurdity and the holistic nonsense are one of those tools.  They are the crowbars that pry open the box you are in, to let a little sunshine in to illuminate those corners of your cell you may have been missing or ignoring.

Absolutely.  But then you're out of the box.  Why keep wielding the crowbar?

You probably believe that little fairy tale about how lighting never strikes the same place twice, am I right? 

[purplejellybeansarecool12]

I'm doing an assignment based on Eris The Goddess of Choas, and I would like to known what discordianism is from a discordians point of view. I would prefer everything to be detailed and a couple examples used, thank you

[purplejellybeansarecool12]

I'm doing an assignment based on Eris the Goddess of Chaos and would like to know: what is discordianism, how it started, how it has an effect on todays society and what is the best thing about being a discordianism. Thank you

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

This will not end well.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm doing an assignment based on Eris The Goddess of Choas, and I would like to known what discordianism is from a discordians point of view. I would prefer everything to be detailed and a couple examples used, thank you

It's all the cute word games and surrealism gone horribly wrong.  It's an entire dark age, just because someone didn't get invited to a party.  Even though it's still better than "not enough", it's still too much.  It's giving up all your comfortable illusions, to realize that it isn't just a case of the piles, it's Nigel's dick up your ass.  There are an infinite number of Nigels, of course, so there's enough of her dick for everyone.  An infinite number of times.

It's the guy who designed the first run of the Ford Pinto.  It's the guy who laquered the Hindenberg.  It's some dumbfuck kicking in the door and asking us to do his homework for him.  It's Richter clinging to the window and licking his eyeballs.  It's knowing just how fucked everything is, and not caring. 

It's "Queen Gogira", aka "Jimmy Walnuts" smashing your testicles with a hammer because your cable bill is late again.  It's Squiddy dancing around in your skin.  It's Stella kicking you in the face and taking your lunch money.  Again.  It's Cain vomiting rum out of that big fucking ferris wheel they have in London. 

It's Smilin' George Bush, saying that if you're not fer us, yer agin us.  It's America watching that with a straight face.  It's Obama smiling while HE fucks you the same way GEORGE did.

If you came here looking for silly-ass hippie shit, you're in the wrong place.  That's the Facebook Discordians.  We're the fuckers who tell jokes about shit decent people won't even bring up.

Now, fuck off.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm doing an assignment based on Eris The Goddess of Choas, and I would like to known what discordianism is from a discordians point of view. I would prefer everything to be detailed and a couple examples used, thank you

It's all the cute word games and surrealism gone horribly wrong.  It's an entire dark age, just because someone didn't get invited to a party.  Even though it's still better than "not enough", it's still too much.  It's giving up all your comfortable illusions, to realize that it isn't just a case of the piles, it's Nigel's dick up your ass.  There are an infinite number of Nigels, of course, so there's enough of her dick for everyone.  An infinite number of times.

It's the guy who designed the first run of the Ford Pinto.  It's the guy who laquered the Hindenberg.  It's some dumbfuck kicking in the door and asking us to do his homework for him.  It's Richter clinging to the window and licking his eyeballs.  It's knowing just how fucked everything is, and not caring. 

It's "Queen Gogira", aka "Jimmy Walnuts" smashing your testicles with a hammer because your cable bill is late again.  It's Squiddy dancing around in your skin.  It's Stella kicking you in the face and taking your lunch money.  Again.  It's Cain vomiting rum out of that big fucking ferris wheel they have in London. 

It's Smilin' George Bush, saying that if you're not fer us, yer agin us.  It's America watching that with a straight face.  It's Obama smiling while HE fucks you the same way GEORGE did.

If you came here looking for silly-ass hippie shit, you're in the wrong place.  That's the Facebook Discordians.  We're the fuckers who tell jokes about shit decent people won't even bring up.

Now, fuck off.

It's all this, and MORE!

[Cain]

I'm doing an assignment based on Eris the Goddess of Chaos and would like to know: what is discordianism, how it started, how it has an effect on todays society and what is the best thing about being a discordianism. Thank you

The NSW Department of Education and Communities sets assignments on Discordians now, does it?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm doing an assignment based on Eris the Goddess of Chaos and would like to know: what is discordianism, how it started, how it has an effect on todays society and what is the best thing about being a discordianism. Thank you

The NSW Department of Education and Communities sets assignments on Discordians now, does it?

How nice to know we've had such an impact!

[Junkenstein]

I'm doing an assignment based on Eris the Goddess of Chaos and would like to know: what is discordianism, how it started, how it has an effect on todays society and what is the best thing about being a discordianism. Thank you

So you're asking others to essentially write this for you.

This isn't a problem, I have rates for this. What's the billing address?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A DISCORDIANISM