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East Coast Hustle

#285
March 01, 2013, 07:04:27 AM
Now that I am not currently a seagoing person, I probably need a new one. It should probably account for the fact that I hate just about everyone these days.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#286
March 01, 2013, 02:21:24 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 01, 2013, 07:04:27 AM
Now that I am not currently a seagoing person, I probably need a new one. It should probably account for the fact that I hate just about everyone these days.

Will get that today.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#287
March 02, 2013, 06:33:59 AM
Once again, I will request an ad for a neurotic Canadian.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#288
March 02, 2013, 06:40:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on March 02, 2013, 06:33:59 AM
Once again, I will request an ad for a neurotic Canadian.

M/S/straight/<insert age> in frozen hellhole, seeks hot socialist mama to get my social safety net on with.  Must enjoy vinegar on french fries, hockey on Sunday, and 10 extra yards in football for no apparent reason.  I'll bring the mukluks, you bring the crotchless wet suit and 5 gallon jug of mayonnaise, and we'll play "frack the shale" on the back patio.  My ideal woman votes NDP but has a secret crush on Pierre Trudeau, wears heavier boots than me, and knows where the flannel shirt goes, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.  Serious inquiries only.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#289
March 02, 2013, 06:42:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2013, 06:40:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on March 02, 2013, 06:33:59 AM
Once again, I will request an ad for a neurotic Canadian.

M/S/straight/<insert age> in frozen hellhole, seeks hot socialist mama to get my social safety net on with.  Must enjoy vinegar on french fries, hockey on Sunday, and 10 extra yards in football for no apparent reason.  I'll bring the mukluks, you bring the crotchless wet suit and 5 gallon jug of mayonnaise, and we'll play "frack the shale" on the back patio.  My ideal woman votes NDP but has a secret crush on Pierre Trudeau, wears heavier boots than me, and knows where the flannel shirt goes, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.  Serious inquiries only.

Two layers of mittens. It's cold up here.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#290
March 02, 2013, 06:44:07 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on March 02, 2013, 06:42:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2013, 06:40:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on March 02, 2013, 06:33:59 AM
Once again, I will request an ad for a neurotic Canadian.

M/S/straight/<insert age> in frozen hellhole, seeks hot socialist mama to get my social safety net on with.  Must enjoy vinegar on french fries, hockey on Sunday, and 10 extra yards in football for no apparent reason.  I'll bring the mukluks, you bring the crotchless wet suit and 5 gallon jug of mayonnaise, and we'll play "frack the shale" on the back patio.  My ideal woman votes NDP but has a secret crush on Pierre Trudeau, wears heavier boots than me, and knows where the flannel shirt goes, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.  Serious inquiries only.

Two layers of mittens. It's cold up here.

JUST WHO THE HELL IS THE LOVE DOKTOR HERE, MISTER?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#291
March 02, 2013, 06:51:52 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 01, 2013, 07:04:27 AM
Now that I am not currently a seagoing person, I probably need a new one. It should probably account for the fact that I hate just about everyone these days.

Is the sound of a chainsaw a serenade to your ears?  If so, I'm your Leatherface.

SWM, 30-ish, seeks woman with a serious thing for goldfish, ketamine binges, and long walks on the beach.  Glandular disorders a plus.  I am hulking/looming, and I refer to lesser mortals as "debris".  You are capable of driving your fist through concrete with the power of sheer madness alone.  Together, we will moonwalk on the ruins of Seattle like Scipio.  My ideal woman has no fear of heights, excessive police violence, or long prison terms.  Ability to talk like James Cagney a plus, when the moment is right.  No freaks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#292
March 02, 2013, 06:54:04 AM
I am not even looking right now, at all, but I want one anyway. The last one garnered me many many responses of hilarity.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#293
March 02, 2013, 06:58:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 02, 2013, 06:54:04 AM
I am not even looking right now, at all, but I want one anyway. The last one garnered me many many responses of hilarity.

Too doped up on pills & shit.  Not happy with the last two.

Will try tomorrow.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#294
March 02, 2013, 08:17:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2013, 06:58:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 02, 2013, 06:54:04 AM
I am not even looking right now, at all, but I want one anyway. The last one garnered me many many responses of hilarity.

Too doped up on pills & shit.  Not happy with the last two.

Will try tomorrow.

FAIR ENOUGH
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#295
March 02, 2013, 08:24:30 AM
I think you shouldn't underestimate the effect of PILLS&SHIT
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#296
March 06, 2013, 12:15:51 AM
I need one!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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