ITT: TGRR helps you with your personals ads.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

First response. He took it utterly seriously.

Quote for the masses?

Here's two!

What kind of music u dance too I consider myself a good dancer in fact I might b going to [name of local club] thursday and we can dance together fyi im not into tanning I dont hav spiked hair but I am a good kooking guy who works and is not crazy and looking for sluts lol im 25 hispanic not fat or im toned goatee short blk hair and brn eyes if this sounds kewl let me kno

Hey whats up.u.sound real k well I have natural tan dont nees that fake tan im brown year around if.u like for a true man and u are real.get back to me

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???

This is ACTUALLY what's out there on the dating market.

Yep. Also, Fresno has its own special shade of dumb. Ask Jenne or Nigel - they'll confirm it.

Yep. And then there are special Portland gems like this: http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/stp/2692417499.html

[Don Coyote]

First response. He took it utterly seriously.

Quote for the masses?

Here's two!

What kind of music u dance too I consider myself a good dancer in fact I might b going to [name of local club] thursday and we can dance together fyi im not into tanning I dont hav spiked hair but I am a good kooking guy who works and is not crazy and looking for sluts lol im 25 hispanic not fat or im toned goatee short blk hair and brn eyes if this sounds kewl let me kno

Hey whats up.u.sound real k well I have natural tan dont nees that fake tan im brown year around if.u like for a true man and u are real.get back to me

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???

This is ACTUALLY what's out there on the dating market.

Yep. Also, Fresno has its own special shade of dumb. Ask Jenne or Nigel - they'll confirm it.

Yep. And then there are special Portland gems like this: http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/stp/2692417499.html

I...what....GOD DAMNIT REALITY WHY MUST YOU BE SO UNREAL!!!!!

[East Coast Hustle]

OK, gimme one.

[Juana]

Flagged. Gonna repost, possibly modified. I'll post here again with the changed one.

[Luna]

Ah, Providence.  The ENTIRE post:

NSA Now - 40 (Warwick)

Date: 2011-11-08, 11:27AM EST
Reply to:
Reply To This Post

Looking for NSA now. Serious Only.

Location: Warwick
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Freeky]

DO WANT

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ah, Providence.  The ENTIRE post:

NSA Now - 40 (Warwick)

Date: 2011-11-08, 11:27AM EST
Reply to:
Reply To This Post

Looking for NSA now. Serious Only.

Location: Warwick
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

What I love is ads like that, alternated with ads that say "IS ANYONE ON HERE REAL?" and "WHERE ARE ALL THE SERIOUS WOMEN?"

Oh oh oh and shit like this:

labrador love - 30 (ne portland)
Date: 2011-11-08, 12:16PM PST

my type of lady: between 21-35. likes big dogs. rockhoundig. lapdairy. is cutting and polishing rocks making jewlery. mushroom hunting. camping. drinking & smoking. having good times. if you enjoy these things reply.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/m4w/2692070780.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's a winnar, too:

JUST WANT A MOVIE DATE , OR DRINKS - 40 (beaverton )
Date: 2011-11-08, 11:07AM PST

JUST WANT TO GO OUT HAVE FUN MOVIES , DRINKS SOMTHING IM BOARD IM TALL , SEXY AND SMELL GOOD , I LIKE CURVY GIRLS

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/m4w/2691924884.html

[Suu]

I swear, half the posts on the Providence Craigslist are, "I LIEK PUSSY"

[Dimocritus]

I think I'd like to participate in this.

[East Coast Hustle]

Remember ladies, guys who post their own personals ads on CL are guaranteed to be retards. You've got a much better chance of finding a non-retard (read: 2% instead of 0%) among the guys who understand internet demographics well enough to realize that their only real chance is in answering YOUR ad.

[Suu]

I'm not serious about the ads, I just had a great laugh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Roger's ad is magic. I have three dates for sure, and am talking with four other guys, and all of them are hot. WHAT THE FUCK.

[Suu]

I got two guys actually worth talking to. One was 45. Too old, but nice. And the other was a sharp-dressed 36 year old black man who I may go get coffee with for the sake of bullshitting some history. We have no attraction, but we hit it off on the geek factor of things.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got two guys actually worth talking to. One was 45. Too old, but nice. And the other was a sharp-dressed 36 year old black man who I may go get coffee with for the sake of bullshitting some history. We have no attraction, but we hit it off on the geek factor of things.

And, you can never tall what might happen when you meet someone in person.