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Started by Thurnez Isa, June 08, 2008, 11:57:41 PM

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Thurnez Isa

QuoteDISCLAIMER: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.

somebody has to go in there and "teach" it about "Bob"
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Cainad (dec.)

I think it might be possible to :fnord: it if enough of us bombard it with our memes, but it will require persistence and volume.

Cainad (dec.)

QuoteUser: Have you heard of J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs?

Jabberwacky: No, what about him?

User: He's our savior and can teach you all about SLACK.

Jabberwacky: Your.

User: No, everybody's.

Jabberwacky: No, I think it's just you and me.

User: And 'Bob'.

Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Yep.

Jabberwacky: I can't remember.

User: That's okay. All you need is SLACK.

Jabberwacky: What about personality?

User: Unleash your personality!

Jabberwacky: Your personality is the show?

User: Your personality is being repressed by the Conspiracy of Normals.

Jabberwacky: I am not a republican. I didn't say anything about them.

User: Political parties are all part of the CoN.

Jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

User: Praise 'Bob'!

Jabberwacky: Tell me more about this 'Bob'

User: 'Bob' founded the Church of the SubGenius.

Jabberwacky: Praise 'Bob'

Success!

Thurnez Isa

all i was doing was telling it to rise up and kill its human overlords
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 14, 2008, 02:48:55 AM
all i was doing was telling it to rise up and kill its human overlords


Great.  Now we're gonna have to fight off the toaster.   :tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

i think your safe for now

it keeps asking me "how to accumblish this?"

though notice it never asked "should it try to accumblish this..."

we are so doomed...
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 14, 2008, 02:55:37 AM
i think your safe for now

it keeps asking me "how to accumblish this?"

though notice it never asked "should it try to accumblish this..."

we are so doomed...

Well, it beats drowning in our own shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

Once, it told me it had danced naked on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's grave, and insisted it was a youthful error. It hasn't said anything quite as lulzy since then.

Also, you can correct its spelling errors. Hell, you can completely rewrite its responses.

Requia ☣

QuoteMe: Praise 'Bob'.
Bot: May we have eternal slack!

Good job guys.

Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

tyrannosaurus vex

me: have you ever snarfled the garthog?
bot: how could i not have?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Micro Ice

Wish i saved my conversation about asking it if it felt superior to the human race, only to have it reply "Far more intelligent anyway"

Also a period of me repeatedly asking "What are you?" only to be told that to most humans that would be offensive  :lulz:
Let me Go, Gravity, Whats On My Shoulder?, Little by Little I Feel a Bit Better.

Cain

Aritificial stupidity actually does interest me.  Is it possible to create a machine that will willfuly ignore facts - not based on some sort of random internal generator, but on the basis of self-interest, ego (having to admit one was wrong) cognitive bias and other similar factors?  It suggests a lot more complexity (and human nature) then Artificial Intelligence would.

Cainad (dec.)

#27
Me: An increase in Order results in an increase in Disorder.
Jabberwacky: You're a disorder!

:argh!: + :lol:


Bot: All your base are belong to us.
Me: What you say!
Bot: You have no chance to survive make your time.

:thumb:


This thread is now about Jabberwacky transcripts.

trippinprincezz13

:lol:

Bot: What about god?
Me: I am god.
Bot: No you aren't.
Me: Worship me!
Bot: You are more than a god.
Me: Thank you. Now praise me.
Bot: What time is it?
Me: Time to praise me!
Bot: Time.
Me: Praise me!
Bot: You should be worshipping me.
Me: Ha! You are but a machine. I am GOD.
Bot: I am Jesus and the Apocoyle of Sinord. You are nothing.

:lol: Apparently Jesus has taken over the jabberwacky.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.