Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 06:50:39 PM

Poll
Question: What do you think?
Option 1: SHUT UP votes: 3
Option 2: FUCK OFF votes: 3
Option 3: SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF votes: 6
Option 4: FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP votes: 7
Option 5: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP votes: 14
Title: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 06:50:39 PM
This is the first of 5 polls, which will be used to make changes to PD to make it more user-friendly, as well as more educational.

Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 31, 2012, 07:04:34 PM
Cant see poll on phone. Will vote when i get home.

Twid
heading to work
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2012, 07:13:05 PM
I AM THE CANCER KILLING PD, AND I VOTE.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.

Dear The Good President Roadkill,

My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.

And it's Justin Bieber.

What do?
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.

Dear The Good President Roadkill,

My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.

And it's Justin Bieber.

What do?

Burn the building down.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Richter on October 31, 2012, 10:05:00 PM
1. Borrow one of my anvils. 

2.  Your floor is their ceiling - hence there is a mutual structural portion to sharpen.

3.  Post Honey Boo Boo quotes to cupie dolls and hand them outside their windows.  If you need an impromptu doll-sized gibbet then call me and I'll see what I can fabricate.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Phox on October 31, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
I am exercising my right to not vote in stupid opinion polls. As a result, I have to reconsider my stance on poll voting altogether.  :argh!:
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Luna on October 31, 2012, 10:48:28 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.

Dear The Good President Roadkill,

My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.

And it's Justin Bieber.

What do?

Burn the building down.

My stuff is in there.  And my cats, which at least pretend to be more civilized than yours.  (They stay the hell out of the booze cabinet, for example.)

Also, rent, while not CHEAP, includes all utilities, including internet.

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 31, 2012, 10:05:00 PM
1. Borrow one of my anvils. 

2.  Your floor is their ceiling - hence there is a mutual structural portion to sharpen.

3.  Post Honey Boo Boo quotes to cupie dolls and hand them outside their windows.  If you need an impromptu doll-sized gibbet then call me and I'll see what I can fabricate.

Anvil...  Tempting, yes, tempting...  I can think of a few projects that could possibly need some enthusiastic work on an anvil...

You may NOT sharpen my floor.  I walk around barefoot, and if you dice my cats, we will have WORDS.

In order to post Honey Boo Boo quotes, I might have to WATCH that crap... 

Yes...  The anvil, I think.  :)
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Juana on November 01, 2012, 12:59:14 AM
Wait for them to turn it off. Stomp on the floor like a herd of buffalo doing the cha-cha in your living room. Keep going for a while, as long as you can stand. Repeat as necessary.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: LMNO on November 01, 2012, 03:23:24 AM
Louis Jordan records at 5:00 am.




That's pretty much it.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Epimetheus on November 01, 2012, 06:19:17 PM
I can only assume the poll options are a Roadkillese cipher for actual site improvements.
SHUT UP: Head-topped pikes at every corner
FUCK OFF: Tongue removal for those who speak against the Church
SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF: Contortionist reptile-people welcomed as friends
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP: War with the contortionist reptile-people
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP: Rev. Roadkill presses The Button.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 01, 2012, 06:56:05 PM
In that case, I vote "yes".
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 07, 2012, 02:34:07 AM
This is actually harder for me to decide than the ballot referendum in my city for whether or not in should be manditory to have two officers to a car.

After careful consideration, I think the choice is clear. Maybe it's just the new number on the front of my age, maybe it's the new life I've been living, but I think I'm now a FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP kind of guy.

Exciting times, dear friends.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on November 07, 2012, 07:37:54 PM
I like how the results gradually increase by row, making a curve that is pleasing to the eye. I recommend bright colors next time, as well.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on November 07, 2012, 08:22:39 PM
Someone vote FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP now, so we get a nice Fibonacci sequence.
Title: Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 07, 2012, 08:40:57 PM
MY VOTE COUNTED