Poll
Question:
What do you think?
Option 1: SHUT UP
votes: 3
Option 2: FUCK OFF
votes: 3
Option 3: SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF
votes: 6
Option 4: FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP
votes: 7
Option 5: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
votes: 14
This is the first of 5 polls, which will be used to make changes to PD to make it more user-friendly, as well as more educational.
Cant see poll on phone. Will vote when i get home.
Twid
heading to work
I AM THE CANCER KILLING PD, AND I VOTE.
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.
Unless there's a big fucking storm or something. That looks too much like work.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.
Unless there's a big fucking storm or something. That looks too much like work.
Dear The Good President Roadkill,
My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.
And it's Justin Bieber.
What do?
Quote from: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.
Unless there's a big fucking storm or something. That looks too much like work.
Dear The Good President Roadkill,
My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.
And it's Justin Bieber.
What do?
Burn the building down.
1. Borrow one of my anvils.
2. Your floor is their ceiling - hence there is a mutual structural portion to sharpen.
3. Post Honey Boo Boo quotes to cupie dolls and hand them outside their windows. If you need an impromptu doll-sized gibbet then call me and I'll see what I can fabricate.
I am exercising my right to not vote in stupid opinion polls. As a result, I have to reconsider my stance on poll voting altogether. :argh!:
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.
Unless there's a big fucking storm or something. That looks too much like work.
Dear The Good President Roadkill,
My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.
And it's Justin Bieber.
What do?
Burn the building down.
My stuff is in there. And my cats, which at least pretend to be more civilized than yours. (They stay the hell out of the booze cabinet, for example.)
Also, rent, while not CHEAP, includes all utilities, including internet.
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 31, 2012, 10:05:00 PM
1. Borrow one of my anvils.
2. Your floor is their ceiling - hence there is a mutual structural portion to sharpen.
3. Post Honey Boo Boo quotes to cupie dolls and hand them outside their windows. If you need an impromptu doll-sized gibbet then call me and I'll see what I can fabricate.
Anvil... Tempting, yes, tempting... I can think of a few projects that could possibly need some enthusiastic work on an anvil...
You may NOT sharpen my floor. I walk around barefoot, and if you dice my cats, we will have WORDS.
In order to post Honey Boo Boo quotes, I might have to WATCH that crap...
Yes... The anvil, I think. :)
Wait for them to turn it off. Stomp on the floor like a herd of buffalo doing the cha-cha in your living room. Keep going for a while, as long as you can stand. Repeat as necessary.
Louis Jordan records at 5:00 am.
That's pretty much it.
I can only assume the poll options are a Roadkillese cipher for actual site improvements.
SHUT UP: Head-topped pikes at every corner
FUCK OFF: Tongue removal for those who speak against the Church
SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF: Contortionist reptile-people welcomed as friends
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP: War with the contortionist reptile-people
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP: Rev. Roadkill presses The Button.
In that case, I vote "yes".
This is actually harder for me to decide than the ballot referendum in my city for whether or not in should be manditory to have two officers to a car.
After careful consideration, I think the choice is clear. Maybe it's just the new number on the front of my age, maybe it's the new life I've been living, but I think I'm now a FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP kind of guy.
Exciting times, dear friends.
I like how the results gradually increase by row, making a curve that is pleasing to the eye. I recommend bright colors next time, as well.
Someone vote FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP now, so we get a nice Fibonacci sequence.
MY VOTE COUNTED