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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / DOK HOWL
October 13, 2010, 03:08:42 AM
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#3
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Attn: Ulfhead der de derrr
October 12, 2010, 09:43:27 PM
Give it up.
#4
Bring and Brag / EPIC poetry...
October 11, 2010, 08:44:38 PM
Make it 100 lines or more...and it's EPIC.
About anything...
so have at it.
Also: No rules apply.
1
She leapt down
Into the dark
Abyss
Clad in armor
5
Wielding weapons of
Flames, frost, and
Thunder. Her enemy
Rose before her
Twisting and undulating
10
Glowing red orbs
Followed her every
Move.
She leapt at
It bravely, engulfing
15
The demon in
Flames, but her
Weapons had nil
Effect.
It charged at
20
Her, its horrendous
Form smashing her
Into the corrupted
Poison on the cavern
Walls.
25
She of the
Chozo then absorbed
The evil from the
Ground, her body
Glowing with the
30
Power of the
Poisoning pulsating puddle
Of phazon.
Today is not
Your day, evil...
35
Today is the
Day justice reigns.
She fired the
Corruption back to
Its master, and
40
The demon writhed
And twisted in
Terror and pain
Its death rocked
The cavern, and
45
Samus of the
Chozo beings fled
For her life.
But a new
Foe was born...
50
Arising from its
Previous shell, a
Dark evil form...
Samus and her
Battles led her
55
To a distant
Planet, on the
Fringe of the
Galactic Federation's territory.
At one side,
60
Beauty and purity
The other, pure
Evil.
Upon arriving, the
Ing, the evil,
65
The Corrupted, wrenched
From Samus her
Arsenal.
Weak and weary,
She of the
70
Chozo
Struggled onward.
Her first foe
Was a creature
Of the light,
75
But corrupted by
The Evil Ing.
It tried its
Best to bring
Her demise, but
80
She bested it,
Recovering what was
Stolen, an alien
Technology to help
The fluctuating dimensions
85
Of the planet
Of travesty become
Harmonious again.
The race that
Resided was the
90
Moth-like creatures
Called Luminoth, but
As she traversed
Many of them
Were found deceased.
95
Her helm hid
Her emotions of hatred
Towards her foes
As she destroyed
Them,
100
Retrieving each of
Her weapons one
By
One.
She traveled through
105
Dimensions, recovering the
Light from the Darkness
Gaining strength and
Powerful weapons,
110
An arsenal of
Darkness, of light,
And of Echoes
Danced around her.
A rainbow of
115
Evil, of justice,
In addition,
Annihilation.
The Ing trembled
Before her, sending
120
Their most devious
Fiends to destroy
Her, their efforts
Were but all
In vain.
125
She of the Chozo
Obliterated them all
One...
By...
One...
Until she reached
The evil emperor
Ing, hiding the
Last of the
135
Dark world's power
Inside its terrible,
Corrupted heart.
Using her weapons
Her bravery, and
140
Her agility, Samus
Destroyed the king
Of all living
Ing,
But released a
145
New evil into
The universe.
Her foe's death
Rocked the dimension
The Ing attempted
150
To escape from
The rift,
The tear in
Space,
But it closed
155
On them,
Tearing the darkness
And its inhabitants
Into pieces.
But her work
160
Was not done...
SPACE PIRATES...
Horrendous, malicious, and
Power hungry,
Had a plot
165
For power,
For wealth,
For control of
The federation,
For victory
170
Against the Hunter,
The beloved heroine.
They attacked
With NO MERCY
An unstoppable fleet
175
Of frigates, shooting
Looting and distributing
Their malice and
Hate.
Pumped with the
180
Corruption,
The super pirates
Made short work
Of everything in
Their wake, save
185
For Samus.
She brought them
Down,
Pirate by pirate,
Melting their mutant
190
Monstrous forms,
Blasting them into
Fragments, feeling no
Remorse
For the ones
195
Who caused her
Orphanage...
Her weapons failed
Not,
Each fired shot
200
Found its target,
And again...
One
By
One...
205
They fell under
Her hammer of
Justice,
Of revenge.
They all feared
210
Her, the bringer
Of Death,
The Hunter.
She of the
Chozo
215
Used a massive
Arsenal against her
Foes,
Her enemies, and
Her true opponent:
220
The Dark Hunter,
The evil form
Created from Samus's
Own life-image,
She knew...
225
The Dark One
Must be stopped.
She prepared each
Of her weapons
Ever used, regaining
230
All her previous
Powers and skills.
All were needed
To truly destroy
The one who
235 Lives,
But died
Many times.
She used a
Gift from the
240
Ones who raised
Her
When the evil
Marauders murdered her
Family.
245
Her powersuit protected
Her from the
Dangers of space;
Bright orange and
Green, like flames
250
Of a dragon
Destroying a forest
Of evil,
It fit to
Her form as
255
She moved and
Leapt with agility.
An almost impossibility...
A way to
Become small and
260
Minute, without cracking
Spine or skull;
The morph ball.
A fascinating system
Of mobility, she
265
Transforms from biped
Into a sphere
With unlimited functions
And personalization;
Powerful bombs it
270
Lays in its
Wake, destroying walls,
Rocks,
And enemies.
It was capable
275
Of incredible bursts
Of speed,
Rocketing up inclines.
The boost powers
Through enemies,
280
Laying waste to
Each and every
One of them.
Then each of
Her beam weapons,
285
Power beam, a
Simple shot;
Wave beam, a
Triple threat of Lightning;
290
Ice beam, capable
Of freezing her
Foes; Plasma, engulfing
Her enemies in
295
A tongue of flame.
Armed and prepared...
Samus confronted herself
Once again, the
Dark One.
300
An epic battle
Ensued, explosions rocking
The universe as
They clashed, the
Classic battle of
305
Good against evil.
Samus was quick,
But the evil
One was faster,
Rendering itself invisible
310
Attacking from all
Sides and angles,
She of the
Chozo
Met her match.
315
Her weapons were
All but useless
Against the barrier
Of phazon surrounding
Dark Samus,
320
It could not
Be stopped...
Explosion after explosion
Shook Samus as
She took hit
325
After hit, becoming
Weaker and weaker...
Then something caught
Her eye:
As she charged
330
Her beam, particles
Of the destructive
Corruption entered her weapon.
Smiling beneath her helm,
She turned its weapons
335
Upon it, blasting through the
Barrier and obliterating the
Evil that consumed
The universe.
A lone heroine,
a savior she is,
340
Samus Aran.
About anything...
so have at it.
Also: No rules apply.
1
She leapt down
Into the dark
Abyss
Clad in armor
5
Wielding weapons of
Flames, frost, and
Thunder. Her enemy
Rose before her
Twisting and undulating
10
Glowing red orbs
Followed her every
Move.
She leapt at
It bravely, engulfing
15
The demon in
Flames, but her
Weapons had nil
Effect.
It charged at
20
Her, its horrendous
Form smashing her
Into the corrupted
Poison on the cavern
Walls.
25
She of the
Chozo then absorbed
The evil from the
Ground, her body
Glowing with the
30
Power of the
Poisoning pulsating puddle
Of phazon.
Today is not
Your day, evil...
35
Today is the
Day justice reigns.
She fired the
Corruption back to
Its master, and
40
The demon writhed
And twisted in
Terror and pain
Its death rocked
The cavern, and
45
Samus of the
Chozo beings fled
For her life.
But a new
Foe was born...
50
Arising from its
Previous shell, a
Dark evil form...
Samus and her
Battles led her
55
To a distant
Planet, on the
Fringe of the
Galactic Federation's territory.
At one side,
60
Beauty and purity
The other, pure
Evil.
Upon arriving, the
Ing, the evil,
65
The Corrupted, wrenched
From Samus her
Arsenal.
Weak and weary,
She of the
70
Chozo
Struggled onward.
Her first foe
Was a creature
Of the light,
75
But corrupted by
The Evil Ing.
It tried its
Best to bring
Her demise, but
80
She bested it,
Recovering what was
Stolen, an alien
Technology to help
The fluctuating dimensions
85
Of the planet
Of travesty become
Harmonious again.
The race that
Resided was the
90
Moth-like creatures
Called Luminoth, but
As she traversed
Many of them
Were found deceased.
95
Her helm hid
Her emotions of hatred
Towards her foes
As she destroyed
Them,
100
Retrieving each of
Her weapons one
By
One.
She traveled through
105
Dimensions, recovering the
Light from the Darkness
Gaining strength and
Powerful weapons,
110
An arsenal of
Darkness, of light,
And of Echoes
Danced around her.
A rainbow of
115
Evil, of justice,
In addition,
Annihilation.
The Ing trembled
Before her, sending
120
Their most devious
Fiends to destroy
Her, their efforts
Were but all
In vain.
125
She of the Chozo
Obliterated them all
One...
By...
One...
Until she reached
The evil emperor
Ing, hiding the
Last of the
135
Dark world's power
Inside its terrible,
Corrupted heart.
Using her weapons
Her bravery, and
140
Her agility, Samus
Destroyed the king
Of all living
Ing,
But released a
145
New evil into
The universe.
Her foe's death
Rocked the dimension
The Ing attempted
150
To escape from
The rift,
The tear in
Space,
But it closed
155
On them,
Tearing the darkness
And its inhabitants
Into pieces.
But her work
160
Was not done...
SPACE PIRATES...
Horrendous, malicious, and
Power hungry,
Had a plot
165
For power,
For wealth,
For control of
The federation,
For victory
170
Against the Hunter,
The beloved heroine.
They attacked
With NO MERCY
An unstoppable fleet
175
Of frigates, shooting
Looting and distributing
Their malice and
Hate.
Pumped with the
180
Corruption,
The super pirates
Made short work
Of everything in
Their wake, save
185
For Samus.
She brought them
Down,
Pirate by pirate,
Melting their mutant
190
Monstrous forms,
Blasting them into
Fragments, feeling no
Remorse
For the ones
195
Who caused her
Orphanage...
Her weapons failed
Not,
Each fired shot
200
Found its target,
And again...
One
By
One...
205
They fell under
Her hammer of
Justice,
Of revenge.
They all feared
210
Her, the bringer
Of Death,
The Hunter.
She of the
Chozo
215
Used a massive
Arsenal against her
Foes,
Her enemies, and
Her true opponent:
220
The Dark Hunter,
The evil form
Created from Samus's
Own life-image,
She knew...
225
The Dark One
Must be stopped.
She prepared each
Of her weapons
Ever used, regaining
230
All her previous
Powers and skills.
All were needed
To truly destroy
The one who
235 Lives,
But died
Many times.
She used a
Gift from the
240
Ones who raised
Her
When the evil
Marauders murdered her
Family.
245
Her powersuit protected
Her from the
Dangers of space;
Bright orange and
Green, like flames
250
Of a dragon
Destroying a forest
Of evil,
It fit to
Her form as
255
She moved and
Leapt with agility.
An almost impossibility...
A way to
Become small and
260
Minute, without cracking
Spine or skull;
The morph ball.
A fascinating system
Of mobility, she
265
Transforms from biped
Into a sphere
With unlimited functions
And personalization;
Powerful bombs it
270
Lays in its
Wake, destroying walls,
Rocks,
And enemies.
It was capable
275
Of incredible bursts
Of speed,
Rocketing up inclines.
The boost powers
Through enemies,
280
Laying waste to
Each and every
One of them.
Then each of
Her beam weapons,
285
Power beam, a
Simple shot;
Wave beam, a
Triple threat of Lightning;
290
Ice beam, capable
Of freezing her
Foes; Plasma, engulfing
Her enemies in
295
A tongue of flame.
Armed and prepared...
Samus confronted herself
Once again, the
Dark One.
300
An epic battle
Ensued, explosions rocking
The universe as
They clashed, the
Classic battle of
305
Good against evil.
Samus was quick,
But the evil
One was faster,
Rendering itself invisible
310
Attacking from all
Sides and angles,
She of the
Chozo
Met her match.
315
Her weapons were
All but useless
Against the barrier
Of phazon surrounding
Dark Samus,
320
It could not
Be stopped...
Explosion after explosion
Shook Samus as
She took hit
325
After hit, becoming
Weaker and weaker...
Then something caught
Her eye:
As she charged
330
Her beam, particles
Of the destructive
Corruption entered her weapon.
Smiling beneath her helm,
She turned its weapons
335
Upon it, blasting through the
Barrier and obliterating the
Evil that consumed
The universe.
A lone heroine,
a savior she is,
340
Samus Aran.
#5
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / The most hideously written piece of emo feces I have ever seen
August 19, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
#6
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / The genius of the Great Bovinity
August 01, 2010, 09:35:19 PM
hxxp://wicca.com/forums/index.php?topic=3351.msg96368#msg96368
Aedh:
Aedh:
QuoteA thought occurred to me several days ago.
I came to this board to learn more about Wicca and other alternative faiths and spiritualities. I was a wanderer in search of a path. I had hoped to find some directions. I didn't want a road map. I just wanted a few pointers and some guidance.
What I got from this place?
The knowledge that spiritualism is mostly garbage. That its ok for some people to insult other peoples faiths, but not others.( I heard that Discordianism is not a real religion) That calling out stupidity is frowned upon. Pointing out that there is a rational explanation for something you do not understand is unacceptable. That it is ok for some people to lay claim to mental illness but not others. (Shaara vs CharlieG).
And most importantly, it is ok for grown adults to lose their cool and do stupid things, if they have the power.
I like a lot of people here.
But this hardly seems a good place to seek anything from anymore.
#7
Propaganda Depository / Video: What does THIS make YOU think of?
July 28, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRJNiBgWovo
Found it by searching Flight of the Valkyries...
Don't know what the hell it is, but it made me want to watch porn.
Found it by searching Flight of the Valkyries...
Don't know what the hell it is, but it made me want to watch porn.
#8
Bring and Brag / Grater Graphix, wut?
July 28, 2010, 03:12:34 AM
So I'm going to college for Graphic Design, and even with the cheapest of tools (GIMP) I have made quite a bit of graphic art...
Granted, it's not perfect, but hey, most people don't want to bother with this stuff. So if you dun liek it, you try it.
heh. this is art.
This was made on Microsoft Word
Granted, it's not perfect, but hey, most people don't want to bother with this stuff. So if you dun liek it, you try it.
heh. this is art.
This was made on Microsoft Word
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