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That's telling them.  You'll be getting virtual ass from the online honeys in NO TIME!

I already get virtual ass every time I type keyword 'sex' into my AOL keyword bar thingy.

This is what I find kind of disappointing. You come in balls out ranting, you don't care who you're offending, blah blah. Now you're apologizing, explaining yourself, talking about what you should have done instead. Own your shit, dude. Figure it out and do it better next time.

I was in a different mood when I made the OP.  I post according to my mood.  Moods change.

Yeah.  Piss in the pot or get off!  Give it what for!

Put down the pom-poms fuckwad.

Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on.  Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.

Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere.  As in:  another subforum.

Go eat a dick you fucking ass-pirate.

I like perpetuation.  This thread is fun.  Keeping it going is in my best interest.

Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.

Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson!  Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!

I didn't plan to, no worries.

And I will teach every one of you bastards a lesson.  By the surgery scars on my tig ol bitties, I WILL WIN THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT!

Also, quit talking about my e-penis with all of your jealousy before I beat you to death with it.  GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS MOTHER FUCKER.  I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU DOWN!  OR I WILL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT.

Interesting.

In the OP, Trix couldn't even remember TGRR's name, then she says that "I have read many of his posts".

I'm calling "Poptard".

Actually it's more simple then that... I looked him up more as soon as I saw the fake-jealous reply calling him Roger, so I would recognize him if/when he responded.

And anyway, the one-up comment was a bit out of line with the rest of that post, I agree.  I apologize.

A novel approach would have been "Hello, I'm Trix, nice to meet you."

That is what I meant by failure to lurk properly.  On most boards I frequent, that is the predictable and boring intro.  Also, most of the flak was from this rant thread, rather then my intro.  I think the intro was a bit better received, and my mistake was venting my mood in the rant section while I am still too new for anyone to understand that I am not always like that.

- trix

I hope TGRR doesn't stay exploded for too much longer, for in the vacuum left by the loss of our one and true Horrible Bastard, this young lass might feel the need to fill the role..

Why the hell not?  The board is now "Zero to NUKE in 1 post", and blogging.

She wants to step into TGRR's shoes, she should go right ahead.  I mean, it's not like it's not obvious what that got HIM, right?  She's going to have to step her rant up, though, because this wasn't actually a rant, not in the sense that we use.  It was merely a full page flame post, the kind you can get anywhere.

Trix, if you're reading this, go for it!  You can be the first to take TGRR down!  Then you can have a few heart attacks at 40, gobble valium like there's no fucking tomorrow, and act like a loon in public until you finally explode one day and die on the floor in the bathroom before age 45.  A winner is you!

The pay sucks, though.  Just saying.

I wont be stepping into TGRR's shoes.  I am not worthy.  I have read many of his posts, and I do not have hit wit or ability.  I took issue with something he posted, sure, but only because it's a common mistake that irks me.

And I already act like a loon in public.

We all play roles.
if you don't know what role you are trying out for, one will be assigned to you, ma'am.

Assign away, go ahead, make my nipples hard.

That's true, I was unaware that he was in no position to respond.  What happened to him?

He exploded and died on the bathroom floor a few days back.  You just missed him.

As for the rest of your post, and all the posts preceding them, I would advise you to capture them all, and print them as a book.  Perhaps "How to influence people without making friends".  Not any significant influence, of course, but influence all the same.

Simply put, none of us here know you, and (presumably) you don't know anybody here.  The fact that your opening comments were based entirely on shitting on people indicates that you really aren't smart enough to form any sort of rapport with anyone.  You burned bridges immediately, without bothering to cross them first.

You'll last about a month, if you're tenacious, and then you'll eventually wander off in a haze of butthurt, to become the next ex-new person that was gonna show us all how it's done.  One like you comes by about every 30 days.  Your approach isn't unique or interesting, it's old and stale.

But you knew that when you started, so far be it from me to get in the way.

Carry on.  Show us.  Show us all.

Will you fuckers quit posting so fast that I can't even send one without new ones appearing to stop me?

I wasn't aware that I was burning bridges, therein lies the problem.  Nor was I trying to "show you how its done".  I was simply attempting what I thought was a novel approach.  Apparently, I failed, and didn't lurk enough prior to posting to see it being done already.  Either way, I wont be gone in a month, I will learn and adapt, and continue to post according to my mood, until you all either accept me, ban me, ignore me, or just continue trying to one-up me.

- trix

Obvious assburgers is obvious.

I'll wait for your next rant.  If it's not a blatant, pointless attack at someone who never knew you and is no longer in a position to respond, I'll give it a read.

That's true, I was unaware that he was in no position to respond.  What happened to him?

And anyway, again, (and I'm sick of having to make this point repeatedly), he was just one example, and my rant was more intended towards that type of thought in general.

Which, unless you are far more stupid then you seem, you know already.  Meaning, dumb ass, or obvious troll.  I haven't read enough of your material to figure out for certain which.

I hope TGRR doesn't stay exploded for too much longer, for in the vacuum left by the loss of our one and true Horrible Bastard, this young lass might feel the need to fill the role..

No worries, I wont be filling any roles except my own.  Also, I'm male.  And you all know that already.  There aren't any women on the internet, everyone knows that.  Nice troll attempt.

- trix

I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.

Everybody in this thread is making fun of themselves, except for you.

That's because she is the only one that lives up to her standards.   

While that is true, I can see Your Mom's point, if by "everyone" your mom means "me and LMNO".  Otherwise, I'm afraid I don't see it from anyone else.

I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.

[exactly]

"You guys are missing the point, man! We should all just smoke a bowl then beat up brainwashed idiots with our computers while we eat mushrooms!"

              \
           

Trust me, I used to do this.

Nice summary!  That is exactly what I've been trying to say.  I'm glad that someone finally understands!

And LMNO:  That would depend on how you define "argument".

Ok.  That pic is goddamn disturbing.  You win this thread.

I think you should meet GIGGLES.

Go on.  Last posts by.  Do it. 

I did it.  And I hate you.

Excuse me while I go claw my eyes out with the blade from my ceiling fan.

 

Education is always the first to go, educated slaves are dangerous.

 
Ok.  That pic is goddamn disturbing.  You win this thread.

Trix, I'm so sorry all these assholes aren't taking you seriously enough.

lol!
On the contrary, I think too many of you are taking me entirely too seriously.  But it's okay, the whole "one guy says something and his cheerleaders come back him up" clique formula is nothing new.

- trix

No, you see, I'm misinterpreting you on purpose, just to bug you.  It's one of the ways I amuse myself with half-assed trolls.

Step 2:  Act like you posted something stupid on purpose

Why do you regulars have to be so damned predictable!



- trix