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Another reason to hate the world. True or False?

Started by Resigned Obligatorily, March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM

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President Television

At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: President Television on March 06, 2014, 09:17:01 AM
At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?

STFU - if he figures that one out, the bastard might actually manage to reproduce  :argh!:

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Resigned Obligatorily

Quote from: President Television on March 06, 2014, 09:17:01 AM
At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?

/thread!
Perfect!

When I'm being polite it hides the fact that I am like this.

Then 'when' they figure out who I really am;
their behavior and attitude towards me changes suddenly.

My emotions lead me to interpret those changes as some form of betrayal.
My foolishness twists the feeling of betrayal into evidence of something about the girl.
When I should be taking their reaction as evidence of my repulsiveness.

Oh how foolish I was being. I'm not saying this is in any way solved,
but I think I'm starting to get a picture of which direction I should go in.



Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

President Television

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 06, 2014, 09:41:55 AM
Quote from: President Television on March 06, 2014, 09:17:01 AM
At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?

STFU - if he figures that one out, the bastard might actually manage to reproduce  :argh!:

:regret:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Resigned Obligatorily

#94
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 06, 2014, 09:41:55 AM
Quote from: President Television on March 06, 2014, 09:17:01 AM
At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?

STFU - if he figures that one out, the bastard might actually manage to reproduce  :argh!:

That is so funny. If only I wasn't the one being laughed at....
(If only I wasn't the bud of the joke, of course they are laughing at your wonderful since of humor)
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

P3nT4gR4m

wrong - it's funny regardless.

P3nT - producing empirically funny since 1982

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Resigned Obligatorily

#96
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 06, 2014, 09:47:04 AM
wrong - it's funny regardless.

P3nT - producing empirically funny since 1982

"empirically funny" Common since says its true, logic says its an oxymoron....
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

P3nT4gR4m

Congratulations - you just got a whole joke, all on your own. Now go tell it to some hawt chicks - I hear they get wet for shit like that

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Resigned Obligatorily

#98
Taking jokes too serious is my favorite thing.
(Not trolling)
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#99
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 06, 2014, 03:48:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 07:07:44 PM
I think this thread shows the real hilarity that results from echo chamber mentalities.  TDS is basically a pack of puerile little freaks who spend their time trying to out-edgy each other, vying for who can be the most misogynistic as a means of proving their bravery to the rest.

Then one of them wanders out from underneath their fart-huffing blanket and says something that is - in their eyes - perfectly normal.  And everyone laughs at him like he was some kind of sideshow geek.  Which, obviously, he is...Having spent a great deal of time and effort to make himself one.

Then come the excuses.  "I hate women because of trauma."  FFS.  He got his widdle heart chipped and that's a reason to hate ALL women.  Well done. Well fucking done.

Compare that to wossname, "Gonad" or whatever it was, also from TDS.  The FUNNIEST part is that they accuse US of being an echo chamber, despite records of us dismembering each other that go back 11 years.  Why are we an echo chamber?  Because we disagree with and mock their precious bigotries and their deeply-cherished cowardice.

Compare to tumblr oppression boards for cheap laughs.
The technical definition of a geek describes me quite well.
Calling that self deprecation would be insulting geeks of the world, careful!
(Sorry for the late reply, decided to enter sleep mode and then re-read all of this to get a seccond impression.)

What the hell are you talking about?  You're addressing me, not Paes, who said the shit about self-depreciation.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 11:52:53 PM
Well, I for one would like to thank Nigel for inviting the TDS freaks over.
Because you are equating this human to a sideshow,
You have failed the TGRR humanity test, which consists of one question: 
"Are you able to view other humans as human?"

Except that, you having failed the test, the test doesn't apply to this situation.


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NOW STOP MOPING AND BETTER YOURSELF.

Much easier said than done. I am human, and I am sorry.
You are human, therefore you were once not bettered too.

I will continue down the path as fast as I can.

This is a trollbear.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 05, 2014, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 03:29:42 PM
So more accurately, it labels women as always objectifying men.
That is a demeaning dehumanizing generalization of woman.


Wrong.

The list was not made by women, and it is not for women.

The list was made by men, and is for men.  It doesn't exist to help understand a thought process, it exists to give a strawman excuse for hating women.



I'm not sure why you don't recognize this.  The blatant misogyny is so strong in the OP, it gives the average reader here the impression you're either very, very dumb, or are attempting a troll.

So many bingo.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 03:52:56 PM
Perhaps I was blinded by my general hatred of women.

Really? Because if you haven't figured it out yet, this board's userbase is made up of about half women. If you have a "general hatred" of us, you can just go fuck right off now.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 04:07:38 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 03:57:50 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 03:52:56 PM
Perhaps I was blinded by my general hatred of women.

Wow.

Changed it to be a little bit more accurate for you.

Doesn't matter.  I am blinded by my blinding hatred of those who hate women.  This is reinforced by the fact that I have a mother, a wife, and a daughter, and I don't like people who hate them.  So let's just say I have a vested interest in making your stay here as miserable as possible; because you're a bad person.

You do realize that I don't universally hate all women.
I don't think lesser of them either, and in fact there are a lot of ways that they are better than men.
To say that men and women are complete equals is simply wrong, just as saying one is better than the other is completely wrong too.

By hatred, I am referring to a series of defense mechanisms that I have set up because of my past experiences with women. I don't blame them either; my own terrible flaws is what causes the experiences to go bad. (I have had great experiences too, but those don't scar me so its like the bad times are the dominant gene and the good times are receive)

Though I'm saying this to humor you because this post wasn't supposed to be about me. This was supposed to be about this list. I'm not sure why I effect you so much if you think so little of me. Maybe this is your favorite on-line home, and I am a contagion; these reactions being a healthy imune system.

It just seems like you would have ignored me if that were the case.

For sake of better understanding and bridging the communication gap. Was there someone in your life who was very negative to you who left you scars for  you to feel and remember them by?

Sounds like an all-purpose excuse for bigotry, you giant piece of shit.

I was  molested as a little girl, raped as a young woman, and sexually assaulted on the street just a couple of years ago. Each time, by a white man. According to your coward's logic, that would be a totally excellent excuse for me to hate men and be racist against whites, and I bet all the horrible, horrible "pain" that women have caused you was nothing nearly as awful.

In other words, you're just a weak, pathetic shitstain who uses the ordinary setbacks in life, such as people not liking you, not as lessons in how to better yourself, but as an excuse to blame others and sit in a state of perpetual self-indulgence.

Go fuck yourself, it's obvious with your attitude that NO ONE ELSE EVER WILL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: President Television on March 06, 2014, 09:17:01 AM
At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?

Dingdingdingdingding
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pæs on March 05, 2014, 08:28:01 PM
My God, this thread. Do they offer remedial classes in social skills where you live?

Holy fuck, can you not feel how incredibly unsubtle the whole 'self-deprecation to defend against criticism' is and how it makes you respected less and so treated worse?

It's childish and manipulative, is what it is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."