Cops bugger traffic violator three times, make him shit.

[Telarus]

http://gawker.com/dad-calls-cops-on-son-to-teach-him-a-lesson-cops-shoot-1460159897
Dad Calls Cops on Son to Teach Him a Lesson, Cops Shoot Son Dead

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cops here in Portland shot a woman recently for walking in the street at night.

No kidding. Walking. In the street. At night. There was no traffic and no reason for her NOT to be walking in the street.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and for being Black. There was that, too.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oh, and for being Black. There was that, too.

Guessed that before I saw this post. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and for being Black. There was that, too.

Guessed that before I saw this post. 

Yeah, I actually forgot to say it initially because it seemed like a given.

[Junkenstein]

http://gawker.com/dad-calls-cops-on-son-to-teach-him-a-lesson-cops-shoot-1460159897
Dad Calls Cops on Son to Teach Him a Lesson, Cops Shoot Son Dead

I think everyone involved here has learnt a very valuable lesson.

[Reginald Ret]

http://gawker.com/dad-calls-cops-on-son-to-teach-him-a-lesson-cops-shoot-1460159897
Dad Calls Cops on Son to Teach Him a Lesson, Cops Shoot Son Dead

I think everyone involved here has learnt a very valuable lesson.

Don't call the cops if you don't want people to die?

[Junkenstein]

Pretty much.

I can see "Armed police" making into the standard emergency options in the near future.

"For fires press ONE, for medical emergencies press TWO, for police press THREE, for a violent response press FOUR"

It'll make it easier for the kids to swat each other. Apparently that's a thing now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://gawker.com/dad-calls-cops-on-son-to-teach-him-a-lesson-cops-shoot-1460159897
Dad Calls Cops on Son to Teach Him a Lesson, Cops Shoot Son Dead

I think everyone involved here has learnt a very valuable lesson.

Don't call the cops if you don't want people to die?

Yep.

[Junkenstein]

All right, who's got info on the inter-department interstate police contest?

http://boingboing.net/2013/11/09/feds-subject-drug-suspect-to-v.html#more-267291
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3212603.shtml#.UoIYC_n7qo3

Schaur Ives said the woman doesn't wish to be identified because she considers herself to be a victim of sexual assault. Schaur Ives said the woman crossed the border at a Port of Entry from Juarez, Mexico into El Paso.
A dog alerted to the woman, and Schaur Ives said federal agents stripped searched her at the facility, asked her to undress, to spread her genitalia and to cough. Female agents also allegedly pressed their fingers into her vagina looking for drugs.
The woman claims they didn't discover anything during the on-site strip search, so they took her to University Medical Center of El Paso.
"First, medical staff observed her making a bowl movement and no drugs were found at that point," Schaur Ives said. "They then took an X-ray, but it did not reveal any contraband. They then did a cavity search and they probed her vagina and her anus, they described in the medical records as bi-manual--two handed. Finally, they did a cat scan. Again, they found nothing."

There's a gameshow running somewhere. Cops are contestants, Citizens are the obstacle and show host Sherrif Joe keeps asking the crowd if you can get another hand up there. To laughter and applause. Endlessly.

[LMNO]

"Jaywalking?  Step this way, sir."
              \

[The Good Reverend Roger]

They aren't actually looking for drugs, of course. 

[President Television]

Ok, NOW I'm MAD AS HELL. Everything's backwards. We're paying rapists to keep the rest of us in line.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ok, NOW I'm MAD AS HELL. Everything's backwards. We're paying rapists to keep the rest of us in line.

That's the best part.  We PAY for it.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ok, NOW I'm MAD AS HELL. Everything's backwards. We're paying rapists to keep the rest of us in line.

That's the best part.  We PAY for it.

Somebody did a Tom Sawyer on us, only with a rubber glove instead of a bucket of whitewash.