...not only for our spiritual guidance, but for protecting you all from swamp yankees.
Ungrateful bastards. :argh!:
THANK YOU.
(don't know really wtf I'm thanking you for, but it's real cheap, so I'll give...)
Thank you, can I have another?
(http://ddflowers.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/angry-jesus.jpg)
Quote from: Jenne on September 04, 2009, 02:56:17 PM
THANK YOU.
(don't know really wtf I'm thanking you for, but it's real cheap, so I'll give...)
That's right, you DON'T know. And the reason you don't know, is that Payne and I have spent a great deal of time and energy protecting you from Rhode Island.
Yeah but couldn't you at least have spared poor Lincoln Chafee?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 04, 2009, 03:00:37 PM
Yeah but couldn't you at least have spared poor Lincoln Chafee?
WAR IS HELL!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 04, 2009, 02:56:17 PM
THANK YOU.
(don't know really wtf I'm thanking you for, but it's real cheap, so I'll give...)
That's right, you DON'T know. And the reason you don't know, is that Payne and I have spent a great deal of time and energy protecting you from Rhode Island.
Oh, RI. Yeah. Huh? IT'S EARLY, ROG! My brain is slower than slow.
Quote from: Jenne on September 04, 2009, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 04, 2009, 02:56:17 PM
THANK YOU.
(don't know really wtf I'm thanking you for, but it's real cheap, so I'll give...)
That's right, you DON'T know. And the reason you don't know, is that Payne and I have spent a great deal of time and energy protecting you from Rhode Island.
Oh, RI. Yeah. Huh? IT'S EARLY, ROG! My brain is slower than slow.
Yep, Rhode Island. If not for the heroic efforts of Payne and myself, you'd be up to your arses in pork-fed rampaging SCA freaks.
I know, the thought isn't pretty.
I'M WARNING YOU, ROGER...THAT WALL OF PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FLAGS AND THREATENING LAWS FROM MASSACHUSETTS WON'T KEEP US CONTAINED FOREVER!
Quote from: Suu on September 04, 2009, 03:04:01 PM
I'M WARNING YOU, ROGER...THAT WALL OF PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FLAGS AND THREATENING LAWS FROM MASSACHUSETTS WON'T KEEP US CONTAINED FOREVER!
Yes, which is why we're currently working on an alternate method.
Let's see you get past 10,000 drunken Yankees fans.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 03:05:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 04, 2009, 03:04:01 PM
I'M WARNING YOU, ROGER...THAT WALL OF PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FLAGS AND THREATENING LAWS FROM MASSACHUSETTS WON'T KEEP US CONTAINED FOREVER!
Yes, which is why we're currently working on an alternate method.
Let's see you get past 10,000 drunken Yankees fans.
That's easy, 5,000 of those Yankee fans are Rhode Islanders. You gotta do better than that, we have split allegiances here. Of course, once I gain full control anything Red Sox is getting burned.
:lulz: *gets it now*
I need coffee now. Dammit.
Quote from: Suu on September 04, 2009, 03:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 03:05:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 04, 2009, 03:04:01 PM
I'M WARNING YOU, ROGER...THAT WALL OF PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FLAGS AND THREATENING LAWS FROM MASSACHUSETTS WON'T KEEP US CONTAINED FOREVER!
Yes, which is why we're currently working on an alternate method.
Let's see you get past 10,000 drunken Yankees fans.
That's easy, 5,000 of those Yankee fans are Rhode Islanders. You gotta do better than that, we have split allegiances here. Of course, once I gain full control anything Red Sox is getting burned.
No, the other 10,000. Seriously, we'll empty out Crooklyn, if we have to.
Also, Boston will be receiving arms shipments posthaste.
(http://faithseed77.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jesus-and-the-money-lenders.jpg)
So this means you don't approve of my breed-and-release swamp yankee program?
Quote from: Cain on September 04, 2009, 03:16:13 PM
So this means you don't approve of my breed-and-release swamp yankee program?
Only if you're doing it in Wales.
The Welsh are their cousins.
No. No Welsh. Just 100,000 Portuguese!
Fine then, I release my first wave of attack!
DRIVERS FROM NEWPORT!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/NewportBridgeHLS.jpg)
(Gotta go to work, beware of my second infantry!)
Just mark these words:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/womp_key.jpg)
FOR THE PRINCIPALITY!
ROGERRRR!
Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us? :argh!:
I HAVE PARTS. I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET. MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!
QuoteSpag 2:12-25 (King Meh Version)
12After this he went down to America, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.
13And the Spags' Day of Discord was at hand, and Payne went up to Rhode Island.
14And found in that odious state those that sold pork shoulder and axed pineapples and drama, and the haters of all things sitting:
15And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the state, and the pork shoulder, and the axed pineapples; and poured out the haters' drama, and overthrew The Patriots;
16And said unto them that sold drama, Take these things hence; make not my planet an planet of monkeys.
17And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine WRATH hath eaten me up.
18Then answered the Spags and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
19Payne answered and said unto them, Destroy my connection, and in three days I will raise it up.
20Then said the Spags, Forty and six years was this internet in connecting, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?
21But he spake of the internets of his body.
22When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Payne had said.
23Now when he was in Rhode Island at the Day of Discord, in the feast day, many believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.
24But Payne did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,
25And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in man.
Quote from: Payne on September 04, 2009, 03:40:53 PM
QuoteSpag 2:12-25 (King Meh Version)
12After this he went down to America, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.
13And the Spags' Day of Discord was at hand, and Payne went up to Rhode Island.
14And found in that odious state those that sold pork shoulder and axed pineapples and drama, and the haters of all things sitting:
15And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the state, and the pork shoulder, and the axed pineapples; and poured out the haters' drama, and overthrew The Patriots;
16And said unto them that sold drama, Take these things hence; make not my planet an planet of monkeys.
17And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine WRATH hath eaten me up.
18Then answered the Spags and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
19Payne answered and said unto them, Destroy my connection, and in three days I will raise it up.
20Then said the Spags, Forty and six years was this internet in connecting, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?
21But he spake of the internets of his body.
22When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Payne had said.
23Now when he was in Rhode Island at the Day of Discord, in the feast day, many believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.
24But Payne did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,
25And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in man.
:mittens: also if you need backup, payne.. i'll git mah mop handle.
Quote from: Richter on September 04, 2009, 03:28:54 PM
ROGERRRR!
Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us? :argh!:
I HAVE PARTS. I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET. MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!
If you'll look at Suu's picture, you'll notice that
we have people. Yeah, those two guys "inspecting" the suspension cable.
Also, our Big Ass Goddamn Electron Laser is almost completed. Fuck with our BAGEL. I dare you.
Bitterly,
Roger
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 04, 2009, 03:28:54 PM
ROGERRRR!
Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us? :argh!:
I HAVE PARTS. I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET. MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!
If you'll look at Suu's picture, you'll notice that we have people. Yeah, those two guys "inspecting" the suspension cable.
Also, our Big Ass Goddamn Electron Laser is almost completed. Fuck with our BAGEL. I dare you.
Bitterly,
Roger
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2009, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 04, 2009, 03:28:54 PM
ROGERRRR!
Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us? :argh!:
I HAVE PARTS. I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET. MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!
If you'll look at Suu's picture, you'll notice that we have people. Yeah, those two guys "inspecting" the suspension cable.
Also, our Big Ass Goddamn Electron Laser is almost completed. Fuck with our BAGEL. I dare you.
Bitterly,
Roger
Nope. That's part of HIMEOBS Special Principality Division. They mount the rockets on the cars coming over from Newport. WHY ELSE WOULD WE HAVE TO RAISE THE TOLL FROM $2 TO $4?! ORDINANCE IS EXPENSIVE!!!
That's it, you're getting it now...here comes our second infantry...
10,000 Old Portuguese ladies brandishing chorico!(http://img10.glitterfy.com/graphics/185/Portugal_Flag.gif)(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/oldgee.jpg)(http://img10.glitterfy.com/graphics/185/Portugal_Flag.gif)
Você come!
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.
You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y
And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4
You don't need me busting up bridges in your neighborhood, now do you?!
(However, I do take requests.)
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2009, 03:18:19 AM
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.
You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y
And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4
You don't need me busting up bridges in your neighborhood, now do you?!
(However, I do take requests.)
I have one thing you don't have. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2009, 03:18:19 AM
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.
You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y
And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4
You don't need me busting up bridges in your neighborhood, now do you?!
(However, I do take requests.)
I have one thing you don't have. :)
Desert and an uncomfortable proximity to California and Mexico?
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2009, 03:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2009, 03:18:19 AM
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.
You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y
And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4
You don't need me busting up bridges in your neighborhood, now do you?!
(However, I do take requests.)
I have one thing you don't have. :)
Desert and an uncomfortable proximity to California and Mexico?
Well, besides that.
Also, let's just take a look at a closeup of your pic, shall we?
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/NewportBridgeHLS1.jpg)
What I have that you don't: An evil child.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/City_Ruins1.jpg)
Damnit!
Time to call in Red Squadron!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/redsquad.jpg)
OH, HOLY CRAP!!! THE SKY IS BLACK WITH CHICKENS!
Quote from: Idem on September 05, 2009, 03:58:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 03:43:23 AM
http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/City_Ruins1.jpg
:lol:
She totally wanted to side with Suu.
I said "When you're 18, you can choose the horrible death army of your choice. For now, you stick with your old dad."
She said, "Oh, man..."
Oh hey!
Look who's visiting Tucson! Better hide your daughter! GIGGITY!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/quag_tucson.jpg)
ALL RIIIIIIGHT!
You wouldn't.
You're bluffing.
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2009, 03:31:13 AM
Desert and an uncomfortable proximity to California and Mexico?
Ooh! IT's ON!
Cali and Mexi declare JIHAD!
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:18:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2009, 03:31:13 AM
Desert and an uncomfortable proximity to California and Mexico?
Ooh! IT's ON!
Cali and Mexi declare JIHAD!
The No Coast Discordians welcome the troops from the West Coast Discordians.
We will march on a road of bones.
Damn straight. Federalis notwithstanding, fuckyouverymuchly.~> Federalis scare me a bit (eta: so bravado is necessary here)
Quote from: Jenne on September 05, 2009, 05:23:41 AM
Damn straight. Federalis notwithstanding, fuckyouverymuchly.~> Federalis scare me a bit (eta: so bravado is necessary here)
Federalis?
They have no federalis. Just bad drivers and some elderly Puerto Ricans armed with sausage bombs.
Aw, the black-masked men cry in shame and envy of your confidence.
Srsly, though...their menacing look through little slits as you drive back from your foray into lingustina para $N6 is quite hilarious.
To be real--a lot of Californians HAVE stopped vacationing cheaply in Mexico and I feel sorry for Baja. It has to be feeling the pinch. They've dropped prices to rock-bottom over there...and it's not like the violence is TOUCHING the tourista trade--they know better. The fucks assraping the populace KNOW which side THEIR bread is buttered.
Due to proximity and the fact that I sit daily trembling for the Sovereign Principality of Suu, I've decided to throw in my as of yet unnamed and un-bordered southcoast Massachusetts forces. You think you've seen old Portuguese ladies? You don't even KNOW old Portuguese ladies until Fall River/New Bedford is on your shit. When legions of stout busty old women in black shawls march upon you, you shall remember my wrath!
(http://thechumslick.com/media/users/sharky/11.23.08-turkey2.jpg)
We have a hold on Palin (She goes to one of my churches), so we have a quick, easy and funny as fuck way to deal with damn Red Squadron. Darth Vader couldn't make it as he is "Evangelising" the natives elsewhere.
(http://onthedailybaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/chastitybelt_300.jpg)
I suggest use of this (unless Roger has already rigged one up) to momentarily slow Quaqmire down. Then send in Cleveland Brown, who almost killed Quagmire once but for some laem assed advice from the Emperor. WE'D advise him PROPER.
that looks like an Everlast
The Sovereign Principality of Suu welcomes the forces of Buzzards Bay. Which I think by default, brings us the Cape and Islands.
OH SHIT. WE HAVE THE NANTUCKET LIMERICK ON OUR SIDE, BITCHES!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2009, 04:14:41 AM
You wouldn't.
You're bluffing.
You do understand that I have the entire city of Quahog under my domain...
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2009, 03:58:03 AM
Damnit!
Time to call in Red Squadron!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/redsquad.jpg)
AAHHHhahahahaha!