Unlimited WTF TEXAS thread

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/09/17673057-at-least-14-hurt-in-stabbing-spree-on-texas-campus-suspect-believed-to-be-student?lite

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The stabbing happened at the CyFair campus of Lone Star College, in the Houston suburb of Cypress.

That's probably WTF.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

This is an attention whoring stunt, right?
http://christianitynewstexas.blogspot.com/2013/04/megachurch-pastor-joel-osten-annouces.html

[von]

This is an attention whoring stunt, right?
http://christianitynewstexas.blogspot.com/2013/04/megachurch-pastor-joel-osten-annouces.html

unrelated to the content of the article, but this guy looks a shit ton like tim allen.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Troll, LOLZ http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/osteen.asp

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is an attention whoring stunt, right?
http://christianitynewstexas.blogspot.com/2013/04/megachurch-pastor-joel-osten-annouces.html

It was a hoax.

[LMNO]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/09/17673057-at-least-14-hurt-in-stabbing-spree-on-texas-campus-suspect-believed-to-be-student?lite

BAN KNIVES!
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[Cain]

The UK went through a phase of knife stabbings.  Or at least increased media reportings on knife stabbings.  Then the government vowed to "get tough on knife hooligans".

Now, as a consequence of that, none of our students can buy cutlery sets when they arrive here.  And of course, they can't bring knives with them, because ZOMG TERRORISM.

No wonder they eat takeaway pizza all the time.

[deadfong]

Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

[LMNO]

The UK went through a phase of knife stabbings.  Or at least increased media reportings on knife stabbings.  Then the government vowed to "get tough on knife hooligans".

Now, as a consequence of that, none of our students can buy cutlery sets when they arrive here.  And of course, they can't bring knives with them, because ZOMG TERRORISM.

No wonder they eat takeaway pizza all the time.

The only correct action now is to start attacking people with forks.  Then, spoons.

[Junkenstein]

Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

That's just retarded.

The solution to knife crime is more knives. Duh.

[deadfong]

Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

That's just retarded.

The solution to knife crime is more knives. Duh.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

Of course. Yee haw.

And it turns out it wasn't a real knife, it was an Exacto. BAN OFFICE SUPPLIES.
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=392052

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

Of course. Yee haw.

And it turns out it wasn't a real knife, it was an Exacto. BAN OFFICE SUPPLIES.
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=392052

A few Exacto knives brought down the Twin Towers, you know.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

Of course. Yee haw.

And it turns out it wasn't a real knife, it was an Exacto. BAN OFFICE SUPPLIES.
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=392052

A few Exacto knives brought down the Twin Towers, you know.

No, those were box cutters.

BAN THINGS THAT CUT PACKING TAPE.