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Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.

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Elder Iptuous Deserved It

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Professional Discordian and Physiognomist
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DFW, TX
Date registered:
August 22, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
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April 16, 2024, 08:25:17 PM
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"Crab-Walking Mutant of Well-Intentioned Malice Aforethought"

*temporarily unwitty*
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