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Hey guys, I'm gonna be a dad.   

AWWWWWW SHIT!! There's gonna be Cramspawn up in the house!

Say it out loud with an absurdly strong southern accent.

Oh no. I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I evoked half of the Lesser Key and had a dickens of a time sorting everything out on a bus without getting arrested or any untoward agreements being made.

You needn't worry about it causing any eldritch entanglements.

I mean, sure, you'll trigger every person of Chaotic alignment within earshot, and some of them might take a swing at you -- I clenched my teeth just reading it -- but you're not likely to summon anything from Outside.

Unless you mangle the pronunciation.

On the other hand, are you willing to risk your soul on a vowel point?

That's what I'm saying man.

Say it out loud with an absurdly strong southern accent.

Oh no. I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I evoked half of the Lesser Key and had a dickens of a time sorting everything out on a bus without getting arrested or any untoward agreements being made.

What is LAWNORDA?

Just a side note on the straight up horse shit Trump's administration left behind for the Biden administration to find and what a clusterfuck US vaccine distribution logistics are right now. Also... It sounds like shit tons of it is straight up missing. There was no cooperation at all from the Trump side on transition much less meaningful transparency so Biden's admin could plan and coordinate. Also... Pretty deep military ties on operation warp speed with officials that sound like they were hand picked for Trump loyalty. Nice.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/worse-imagined-team-trump-left-100021175.html

We know now no violence at the capitol. Great!

*squints*
This one seems... Off guys. Are you a government plant or did They outsource another bot farm to take jobs from real life spooks?

Sorry to hear that altered. I am likewise on the bare edge in some several ways and only have a place to be because I am accepting extremely high risks of infection and infecting others, and may yet not make rent in any case. The only good news is that the weather in New Orleans is warming up notably already and I have managed to expand a meaningful social network in fairly short order. The fact that I must consider social expansion during a profoundly dangerous pandemic a "good" thing fucks with me a bit, but I gave my last fuck out what seems a very long time ago now.

What city are you currently in?

So, this affidavit is interesting https://www.washingtonpost.com/context/u-s-v-thomas-edward-caldwell-donovan-ray-crowl-and-jessica-marie-watkins/d3e8cbfe-dad5-4286-91f6-6461638e1fc9/?tid=ss_tw

On January 6, 2021, while at the Capitol, CALDWELL received the following Facebook message:
"All members are in the tunnels under capital seal them in . Turn on gas".

When CALDWELL posted a Facebook message that read, "Inside," he received the following messages, among others:

"Tom take that bitch over";
"Tom all legislators are down in the Tunnels 3floors down";
"Do like we had to do when I was in the core start tearing oit florrs go from top to bottom";
and
"Go through back house chamber doors facing N left down hallway down steps."

That sounds like someone with inside knowledge giving directions to the Oath Keepers to me.

 

A note on ongoing zoonotic spread.

https://www.npr.org/2021/01/11/955782284/two-gorillas-in-california-contract-the-coronavirus?utm_term=nprnews&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_source=facebook.com

 
I enjoyed that very much!

YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
THE LOCAL NAZI FUCK
THE ONE WHO LIVES IN MY CITY
WE HAVE DOX OF HIM INSIDE THE CAPITOL BUILDING
MOTHERFUCKER MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY FOR SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE
I AM CRYING OVER HERE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Hello  welcome to my unfiltered garbage

Part of me really wants to believe that this will change anything for the people who were outside the building and didn't actually want to storm it. Like, I can see that faintest glimmer of a possibility that they could see how part of a protest could be calm while another one is a complete shitstorm, that they could take a step back and say "oh so some people burned buildings during BLM events but just like I didn't want to storm the capitol and do a coup maybe the BLM people aren't about rioting." And I know, I know, it's not going to happen. It's a moment that would make sense for it to happen if it could, but the MAGA cult is very resistant to enemy memes. I know.

I am sick to death of people who are whining that police hitting these chuds with teargas or killing that woman is bad somehow. No. They are my enemies and I wish them harm. Full stop. The reasons you do things matter, and these fuckos invaded the Capitol to install their beloved dictator for another 4 years. They didn't storm it to end police brutality, or to end the concentration camps, or to end the fossil fuel industry before it kills us all. They did it because they are at best gullible wannabe revolutionaries and more likely because they are racist fucks who want to return to a fictionalized version of America where their Whiteness would get them a house and wife and kids and the ability to beat the shit out of any brown people in their neighborhood, and also the wife and kids. FUCK THEM. I HOPE THEY DIE.

All of this.

Twice.

This is the closest thing we have to an emote reclecting my feelings on the matter. That and this little guy.

Fox news flashed some kind of code shortly before they basically walked in the place. Saw footage of cops and protesters taking selfies and shit like it's a holiday. This could be a long one. If it was me I would cut the water to the block. But it's not. This is gonna be a festival.

What code?

I was mistaken. It happened Tuesday during a graphic display about Georgia.

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/fox-news-graphic-senate-runoffs-120758698.html

Fox news flashed some kind of code shortly before they basically walked in the place. Saw footage of cops and protesters taking selfies and shit like it's a holiday. This could be a long one. If it was me I would cut the water to the block. But it's not. This is gonna be a festival.