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#4426
Bring and Brag / Re: Infocalypse
October 18, 2008, 07:51:37 PM
Quote from: TheScarletReaper on October 18, 2008, 06:02:55 PM
Infocalypse doesn't roll off the tongue.
Infolocalypse?
Informacalypse?
Perspectivesfactsandtruthsinterpretedbyourbrainandgivendefinitionaclypse?

And are either of these people you? Would be very interesting...
I like it.

my tongue parses it fine....
in- fo'cal-ips
right?
#4427
are you going to make the entries in the OP link-o's, to a hosting site, or wha?
i think you've got many ppl waiting with baited breath...
#4428
Hmmm.
I need my duct tape for protection againsts terrrists.
I guess i'll have to save up for a real one.  My primary motivation is to encourage her to become good enough that she can make and tailor me victorian era gentleman's clothing to go with the handlebar mustache that she doesn't know im in the process of growing.
#4429
Discordian Recipes / Re: FAKE CHEESE MACHINE
October 16, 2008, 03:40:20 PM
Has it oc-curd to you that others suffer from the whey this thread continues?!?
#4430
that's very nice!

hey. my wife is expanding her arts into sewing (and doing very well i think, for self taught beginner) so i wanted to get her one of those sewing mannequins.....
how much do those run?
#4431
Discordian Recipes / Re: FAKE CHEESE MACHINE
October 15, 2008, 01:53:35 PM
Oh, christ! isn't it time to put this thread out to Pasteur?!  It's driving me emmental!
#4432
Principia Discussion / Re: ?
October 14, 2008, 02:54:00 PM
#4433
Bring and Brag / Re: this side up
October 13, 2008, 09:04:17 PM
I like it. nice 
but the last line... box? i missed it.
#4434
I have sent you a check for $50,000. please convert 40,000 to your madagascar notes, and  return the remaining 10,000 back as a money order right away, as a token of good faith.
#4435
Quick! How do i convert my currency to Madagascar monies!?!1!
#4436
Quote from: Cain on October 02, 2008, 01:48:17 PM
The Yuan.
Call it about 100 trillion Yuan.
Quote from: Von Melee on October 02, 2008, 02:27:14 PM
no.
we'll be in debt in euros
trillions and trillions of euros
No! All fiat is going down in flames. This is the global crack up boom.
Thus spake Iptuous!
#4437
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2008, 09:02:20 AM
What will it be in 2012?
Denominated in something other than the current dollar, is my guess...
#4438
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM
October 02, 2008, 02:21:19 AM
we actually have replicas of WWII propaganda all over the place.  Loose lips sink ships, and all.  I'll have to scan some of it.
as for the steel pens and what not, they actually did pass a thing around about a year ago asking us to declare all exotic metals for some OSHA thing or something, and on the list was steel.  no qualifier calling out rare alloys or anything; just ....steel.  they got a lot of guffaws for that.  people sent it document clips and pens etc.
#4439
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM
October 01, 2008, 11:41:18 PM
Yeah, they've got a few laughs.
I also put up those homeland security cellular phone posters in the breakrooms, and they have been up there for weeks now without comment....
i got more satisfaction out of the cellphone one, because it is a tweak without setting off humor bells.  I want to put more things like that up.  (more in the vein of markoff chaney)
#4440
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM
October 01, 2008, 09:47:15 PM
I work at a defense contractor, so we have up all those 'report suspicious stuff' things all over the place, too.  They put up a bunch of these little paper disks with the following image (left), so i modified it to the one on the right, photocopied and hung up in their place.  Gotta prepare everyone for the onslaught of terrrist pilgrims this coming thanksgiving with their assault blunderbusses.  not really mind blowing, but it made me chuckle...