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Started by Eater of Clowns, August 11, 2016, 12:11:01 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 01, 2016, 02:41:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2016, 11:42:32 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 31, 2016, 11:17:50 PM
Benadryl is kinda like being drunk only more sleepy and then the mustache twirling bad guy in your dream actually shoots you in the face like he says he's going to and it hurts even though you never feel anything in your dreams and you're a mess of confused and afraid and not sure if you want to hurry up and die or try to hold on even though it's pointless and when you finally wake up you're too fucked up to communicate what just happened to your spouse.

I have never felt an effect from Benadryl.  Knocks my wife right out, but I don't feel a thing when I take it.

In other news, it's raining.  Again.  And I have only one 500,000 gallon storage tank, so I guess I'll just dump another million gallons of water over the side.  Sort of like that scene in Masada.

Call me  Menahem ben Yehuda, freaks!

I am uncomfortable with how much rain you've been getting. Nothing good comes from watering The Desert.

well, what happens is that nature grows.  It gets too big for its britches.  Then the rains stop, and the entire world burns down and everybody dies.

Fucking water.  It's evil.  It does not behave.  Not only does it not fall from the sky for 10 months then drown you for two, it is chemically evil.  You know how to do the thing, but when you do it, the water does something else entirely. 

So you put soda ash in to bring the pH and alkalinity up while you're flocking turbidity out.  But the ACH grabs all the alkalinity and gives you REALLY low turbidity.  So you have crystal clear water that turns to acid if you look at it cross-eyed.

So now I'm going to throw soda ash in at the point of distribution, and the water will find some other way to be unruly.

we'd really be better off without this stuff.
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Any time I've had a problem with water it's because I haven't been attacking it hard enough. Water can smell fear and doubt.

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Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2016, 08:11:53 AM
Common sense has prevailed over my work hours, and I'm getting a chance to put my case for letting me design and present the Prevent training tomorrow.

I figure if anyone is going to have to tell people they need to be snitches for the government to prevent terrorism, it should be me.  I can limit the damage.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 31, 2016, 11:17:50 PM
Benadryl is kinda like being drunk only more sleepy and then the mustache twirling bad guy in your dream actually shoots you in the face like he says he's going to and it hurts even though you never feel anything in your dreams and you're a mess of confused and afraid and not sure if you want to hurry up and die or try to hold on even though it's pointless and when you finally wake up you're too fucked up to communicate what just happened to your spouse.

YES

That shit is entirely a last resort for me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Some teenager in a Facebook group just explained Discordianism to me. :lulz: I'm dying.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO


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The Good Reverend Roger

2" of rain in one hour up here.

WITNESS ME, ALL SHINY AND CHROME!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2016, 05:23:10 PM
Any chance for a screenshot?

I wonder if I can remember which thread it's in? I will try. It was WAY more boring than it might sound.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pergamos

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 01, 2016, 02:41:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2016, 11:42:32 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 31, 2016, 11:17:50 PM
Benadryl is kinda like being drunk only more sleepy and then the mustache twirling bad guy in your dream actually shoots you in the face like he says he's going to and it hurts even though you never feel anything in your dreams and you're a mess of confused and afraid and not sure if you want to hurry up and die or try to hold on even though it's pointless and when you finally wake up you're too fucked up to communicate what just happened to your spouse.

I have never felt an effect from Benadryl.  Knocks my wife right out, but I don't feel a thing when I take it.

In other news, it's raining.  Again.  And I have only one 500,000 gallon storage tank, so I guess I'll just dump another million gallons of water over the side.  Sort of like that scene in Masada.

Call me  Menahem ben Yehuda, freaks!

I am uncomfortable with how much rain you've been getting. Nothing good comes from watering The Desert.

It's monsoon season, it's supposed to do this.  It's how the Tohono O'Odham stayed alive, they developed crops with super short growing seasons that they could grow starting with the monsoons.

Suu

Quote from: Pergamos on September 02, 2016, 05:29:26 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 01, 2016, 02:41:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2016, 11:42:32 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 31, 2016, 11:17:50 PM
Benadryl is kinda like being drunk only more sleepy and then the mustache twirling bad guy in your dream actually shoots you in the face like he says he's going to and it hurts even though you never feel anything in your dreams and you're a mess of confused and afraid and not sure if you want to hurry up and die or try to hold on even though it's pointless and when you finally wake up you're too fucked up to communicate what just happened to your spouse.

I have never felt an effect from Benadryl.  Knocks my wife right out, but I don't feel a thing when I take it.

In other news, it's raining.  Again.  And I have only one 500,000 gallon storage tank, so I guess I'll just dump another million gallons of water over the side.  Sort of like that scene in Masada.

Call me  Menahem ben Yehuda, freaks!

I am uncomfortable with how much rain you've been getting. Nothing good comes from watering The Desert.

It's monsoon season, it's supposed to do this.  It's how the Tohono O'Odham stayed alive, they developed crops with super short growing seasons that they could grow starting with the monsoons.

You're welcome for our morning humidity that isn't sticking around.

-San Diego, going on less rain than fucking Tucson.

This is what we see when we look east toward the desert:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/North_American_Monsoon_20080808_%28wide%29.jpg
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Final day of at working training ahoy.  About fucking time. 

Despite finishing the first presentation an hour and a half early, I still ended up getting back home late yesterday because people wanted to show off, argue and share their medical horror stories with the paramedic instead of getting on with the actual training. Like the woman who wanted to argue that we should prioritise a potentially broken neck over definitely not breathing.

At least today will finish early, so they have the fucking tea party.  That will allow me to slip out without notice.