Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)

[Rupert Giles]

I want my 13 inch barrel Colt 45 Long Breakaction Pistol, thank you.

[Z³]

I just hope the body modification trend gets pushed to an extreem that disgusts and horrifies us all.

[Rupert Giles]

I just hope the body modification trend gets pushed to an extreem that disgusts and horrifies us all.

If I get my thirteen inch barrel colt fourty five break action pistol, be assured, there we be much that will disgust and horrify.

[sakredchao]

i don't want guns.

i just want to play electromagnetic golf to the rules of centrifugal bungle puppy.

kim

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

We're all DOOMED anyway. What's a stronger skullcap...nevermind. It would be more amusing. But we are still DOOMED.

[Horab Fibslager]

nobody gets out of here alive.

the fools.

[Rupert Giles]

You're all going to die down here.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

what about you?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

what about you?

Yeah. Him too.

[Horab Fibslager]

unelss he somehow becoems a celebrity, usurps lance bass adn micaheal jackson as teh premiere rich peopel who want to go into outerspace so abd they're willign to pay the russian government 20million dollars to send them off into space adn actually pay them the money. of course he'd ahve to die at soem point after actually get there.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

unelss he somehow becoems a celebrity, usurps lance bass adn micaheal jackson as teh premiere rich peopel who want to go into outerspace so abd they're willign to pay the russian government 20million dollars to send them off into space adn actually pay them the money. of course he'd ahve to die at soem point after actually get there.

Unless he gets devoured by a pack of claw shrimp, then he may just have to live in eternity as someone else's bowel function, or something. I dunno, perhaps it will be like a heaven.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

thats a statistical impossiblility.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

thats a statistical impossiblility.

statistics don't mean certainty

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

statisticly speaking, they are.

[Rupert Giles]

There are three kinds of liars.

Liars.
Damned Liars.
And Statisticians.