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[Jasper]

"thats honestly the most metal thing that humans have ever done.  it was a big powerful train that ran on the dead."

[Jasper]

"Try it.  Try calling someone brotato chip.  Tell them to chillax, when they get irritated.  Act completely calm.

Its so erotic."

[Doktor Howl]

"I had a reply to you in my outbox, but I didn't send it."

[BadBeast]

You must have misheard me, when you thought I said "I fucking love you" what i actually said was "I love fucking you". So I'm terribly sorry, but you're dumped. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Try it.  Try calling someone brotato chip.  Tell them to chillax, when they get irritated.  Act completely calm.

Its so erotic."

Oh shit, this actually made me choke on my cracker a little. 

[Eater of Clowns]

Bump for:

"Wut is it called when u push so hard ur ass false out?  refering to ur ems call a few months ago."

[BadBeast]

An Ass Tulip?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+tulip

[Disco Pickle]

"Try it.  Try calling someone brotato chip.  Tell them to chillax, when they get irritated.  Act completely calm.

Its so erotic."

one of mine this week from my sister:

*not sure what broseph means..  is that something stupid like combining bro and the name joseph?  god that's stupid.  I hope you don't call people that to their face*

[Eater of Clowns]

An Ass Tulip?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+tulip

I think he was referring to prolapse, which was the ems call I got.  But I think the term I used to describe it to him was meat sock.

[BadBeast]

An Ass Tulip?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+tulip

I think he was referring to prolapse, which was the ems call I got.  But I think the term I used to describe it to him was meat sock.

 

[Jasper]

"Try it.  Try calling someone brotato chip.  Tell them to chillax, when they get irritated.  Act completely calm.

Its so erotic."

one of mine this week from my sister:

*not sure what broseph means..  is that something stupid like combining bro and the name joseph?  god that's stupid.  I hope you don't call people that to their face*

Douchey neologisms FTW. 

Actually, that gives me an idea...

[Bu🤠ns]

"It's through you guys that I'm able to touch that place inside myself called love.  I think I learned that when I stopped being in love with you to being with you ... in love. Or in the presence of love.  Then that presence took th forms of my children and the whole thing is happening all over again."

[Jasper]

Sounds like the keyboard's been drinking again.

[the dreadful hours]

i tried but the door wouldnt let me open it

[Juana]

"it's like peanut butter on a cat!"