I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Diabeetus?
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[Freeky]

WOAH. That dude is fat.

[BabylonHoruv]

Why? Why would you ever do such a thing?  Everyone knows grocery store highs aren't worth it.

[Cain]

Once you develop Type 2 diabeetus, can we use your urine to make whiskey?

[Eater of Clowns]

Why the hell would you do that?  If you're going to trip on anything, trip on real sugar.  It's less likely to have lasting effects on your health because it's metabolized differently from corn syrup.

[Freeky]

Dude, you guys just don't understand. It's like, a LIFE CHANGING SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, man. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[Elder Iptuous]

wtf is going on with his man boob?  i cant tell whether it's necrotic or he just threw out on it....

[Freeky]

wtf is going on with his man boob?  i cant tell whether it's necrotic or he just threw out on it....

Just looks like a bruise to me.

[Eater of Clowns]

Who are you guys to judge?  You all eat food to sustain yourselves, and that is absolutely no different from someone who abuses it to potential lasting effects.  Bunch of hypocrites.  Tripping on corn syrup is the exact same thing as eating a fresh blueberry muffin in the morning.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Why? Why would you ever do such a thing?  Everyone knows grocery store highs aren't worth it.

DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WITH THAT SHIT! I'M A MERICAN! MY RIGHT!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Once you develop Type 2 diabeetus, can we use your urine to make whiskey?

FUCK!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Why the hell would you do that?  If you're going to trip on anything, trip on real sugar.  It's less likely to have lasting effects on your health because it's metabolized differently from corn syrup.

YOUR SCIENCE IS GAY AIDS MOTHERFUCKER! AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS A SUGAR HIGH. THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dude, you guys just don't understand. It's like, a LIFE CHANGING SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, man. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

SEE THAT? YEAH.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

wtf is going on with his man boob?  i cant tell whether it's necrotic or he just threw out on it....

YOU MEAN MY MAN PEC? YEAH, THAT'S A MANSTAIN! YOU GET IT FROM BEING MANLY! JEALOUS MUCH?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Who are you guys to judge?  You all eat food to sustain yourselves, and that is absolutely no different from someone who abuses it to potential lasting effects.  Bunch of hypocrites.  Tripping on corn syrup is the exact same thing as eating a fresh blueberry muffin in the morning.

I AM THE LAW!