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Messages - PrincessEris von Tartarus

#1
I give you all Jihad! I might call my uncle Ussama and
just tell him what a huge bunch of dodos you are talking
in circles over and over again. I am so sorry to have
to say this to you. I thought you were enlightened and
cool people. but this seems not to be so anymore.
There are some people on this board that still
have my respect and all as always, but that number
has drastically gone down. Thats so fucking sad.

And *if* TJ comes trolling around when he is
bored late at night. Its his right to do whatever
he wants, just like you can. You lot are behaving
like those silly groupie chicks that dissed me cause
I took St Tills attention from them. So they
started going all stupid on me like you are
fucking around with TJ. Gosh and if  he does
like to provoke in any way he can. I like that.
Shows more humor and not taking yourself
seriously to be a troll some time than
just gang up and post CRAP all day.


Tao Jones is so right in saying this place
has turned into an infantile place where
you just post for the bloody sake of
posting and posting rates. All theese silly
forum-onlinegames are so OVER! Get a life
and stop hiding behind your computers and
go out of the house and actally have a
social life.


DAMMIT!

Purlease dear mgt, ERASE my account pronto.
I am outta here. Was  a nice time here
befor things got all strange and I do thank
you for creating this place where I met
my perfect man. I am gonna go off into
the world with my darling TJ and you will
hear and see of us. thats a PROMISE.
We are not quiet.

This is not discordian. This is wannabe. *burp*
#2
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:roll:


meta iron - isn't that the state of the art high-tech superiron that can iron three shirts at once?
#3
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: PrincessEris von TartarusOr does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein?  :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.

Yeah, but they weren't funny.

Besides, havoc is one thing.  Continous fuckups and snafus are quite another.

I think hitler had something definetley funny of wich he was really not concious.
#4
i needed that link about an hour ago darlings.. *g*
well chill pills are good... i have some hyper pills here and am still under the influence of them
ahhahahahahahahahahahahah that might explain my last post. *nastydrevillaughter*

ohhh and anyway... a chatroom would still be good... for nice little direct talk for us... and when i wanna go swooning with my Prince TJ instead of PMing all the time *g*
#5
Dear Mgt, how about a chatroom for this site? *g*
#6
Yes, I as the grand mufti of discordian theology of the St Yogi Baer Cabal of Cologne, holder of the sacred apple of St. Till, heir of Bodicea will confirm this judgement of my brothers and sisters and one non-member but friend of our circle.

George W. Bush embodies all qualities of destructive order in his actions and distructive chaos in
the results of theese. Descructiveness, may this be of chaotic or orderly nature are to
be avoided due to the bad trip this leads to. Therefore Mr. Bush can never be cannonised in
any way. Feel free to knight him as Knight of the five sided castle/part of the orders of discordia.
This title is legitimate for this man, but holiness not.

Saints are a source of inspiration and embody different parts of discordian values and thoughts
or even aspects of life according to the individual discordian.

Or does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein?  :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.
#7
It says they're agents of greyface. Why would a greyface be a Saint?

"They form the skeleton of the Aneristic Movement, which over emphasizes the Principle of Order and is antagonistic to the necessary compliment, the Principle of Disorder. The Orders are composed of persons all hung up on authority, security and control; i.e., they are blinded by the Aneristic Illusion."

Also....

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/67.php

"Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other about Saints."

What kind of Saint is he supposed to be, of nasty oil greedy, stupid, business men, drinking and driving, anti-arab sentiment saint?
#8
yesssssssssssssssssssss drunk

pissed off is angry in british english.


yeah that can cause a bit of a mixup this diffenence thing between AE and BE.

@Dragon: How about you becoming the king of belgium?
#9
a tea sipping caffeinatrix *g* hahahah how nice that is. coffee terrorist doin tea time *hug*

ohhhh we had a DDR-Launching party at the dorm last friday. was the bomb. Tao and I got really drunk and found out that we even like each other when we are totally pissed *swooooooooooooooon city*
#10
well efficiency agains the cabbage oversaturated world is just what we need and so we take actions *g*
#11
You may have nonticed that Tao and I have become prince and princess. This is not without reason. It is time to make a tribute to our ladys son, His Majesty Joshua Norton, Emperor of the United States of America and Protector of Mexico. The spirit of eristocracy must be carried on into the 21st Century. Us Germans are making a start by founding the

Deutsches Diskordisches Reich (DDR)
During the Devival in Germany 2005, Tao and I will officially be crowned Emperor and Empress by his arrogance Pope Cereal I.
Currently we are preparing the founding of the Reich and setting up a neat bit of eristocrats to rule the place. We are turnin this thing into a huge jake. Official Banishments, excommunications and so on will be sent to their recipients (Antibob,.....)

But not only nasty things we have in mind. The good, the crazy and the brave will be knighted and honored by the DDR-Administration by all needs.

Now I ask you after this brief introduction on the concept of our new State: WHO IS TO FOLLOW NORTON IN THE US?

Will Trollax become King of Australia?


:twisted:
#12
Principia Discussion / Best Music For Sex
March 09, 2004, 04:23:41 PM
*tadahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh*

*bounces in* here i am darlings! yeahhhhhhhhh!

*flexes muscles and wraps legs and arms around Tao and hangs off his wonderful body and kisses him*

*stops kissing for a moment to announce* hey if you do not like bonking while st. till sings to you its yer own problem. I just love rammstein and sex. wonderful combination and the lyrics inspire you for nice kinky games. yeah... isnt that so Tao? *kisssssses again really deeply*

its sooooooooo cute you waiting for me to arrive in this thread and Tao especially describing my body so wonderfuly! *kissssssssssss*


hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually *grinnnn* the atrocities we leave behind - cabbages and such do not like that and turn vicious at times. thats why i decided to have Tao with me for protection and other things.... like *kissses her cabbage killer boyfriend bodyguard again*

Hey horab and guido, you need canibal corpse to get bonkin´ ´ard or what? *giggle*
#13
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Serenade
January 26, 2004, 02:59:39 AM
Thank you honey! This is
such a romantic moment for
both Tao and me.

*grabs a latte*

yummm you know what a girl likes

*hugs malaul*
#14
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Serenade
January 26, 2004, 02:47:37 AM
*hugs the devil squerrel*

you are soooo adorable my squerrelsies, you sing nicely!

:D
#15
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Serenade
January 26, 2004, 02:44:42 AM
*picks Tao up*

yess we shall retire and enjoy our togetherness for the night

*kisses Tao really deeply and tastes his sweetness*

You are my dream come true handsome cabbage slaying knight who will crazily love me forever