Iran to Ban Dogs

[Dysnomia]

Wouldn't excessively long sideburns eventually be considered having a beard? 


Personally I think this law is silly.  But then again so is policing petty things like hairstyles. 

[LMNO]

I dunno.  A ban on fauxhawks might be worthwhile...

[Kurt Christ]

I dunno.  A ban on fauxhawks might be worthwhile...

A ban on fauxhawks only hides the symptoms, and would let the unclean (those who would willingly wear a fauxhawk) walk undetected among the pure.

[Dysnomia]

I dunno.  A ban on fauxhawks might be worthwhile...

previous boyfriend was a huge fan of those.  It's amazing we couldn't last....


It's ok though, he rebounded with a 17 year old.   

[Luna]

I dunno.  A ban on fauxhawks might be worthwhile...

previous boyfriend was a huge fan of those.  It's amazing we couldn't last....


It's ok though, he rebounded with a 17 year old.   

Erp.  Had one of mine do that, too.  I was 18, he was 26 (I didn't realize when we started dating, BOY did Dad twitch).  When we broke up, he went for the girl who babysat for his sister's kids.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I dunno.  A ban on fauxhawks might be worthwhile...

previous boyfriend was a huge fan of those.  It's amazing we couldn't last....


It's ok though, he rebounded with a 17 year old.   

Erp.  Had one of mine do that, too.  I was 18, he was 26 (I didn't realize when we started dating, BOY did Dad twitch).  When we broke up, he went for the girl who babysat for his sister's kids.

Note to self: If I ever have a daughter Im going to ban her from dating men with Fauxhawks.

[Slyph]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

[BadBeast]

I dunno.  A ban on fauxhawks might be worthwhile...

And Mullets. I'd be up for a ban on mullets.

[Jenne]

GAH.

But you know, I keep saying, you wanna defeat Al Qaida and the Talibs in Afghanistan, send in a legion of cats and dogs.  Srsly.  They'll all run screaming like little girls with their hands up in the air, and will GIVE THE FUCK UP.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

[Succulent Plant]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

[Don Coyote]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

Wouldn't that mean that NONE of their prayers ever reach Mecca?

[Succulent Plant]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

Wouldn't that mean that NONE of their prayers ever reach Mecca?

That would seem logical - maybe there's something that annuls the annulment?   

[Don Coyote]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

Wouldn't that mean that NONE of their prayers ever reach Mecca?

That would seem logical - maybe there's something that annuls the annulment?   

PRAYERS HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK????

[Telarus]

Thar's Ubengis in the PRAYER supply!