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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Lenin McCarthy, March 19, 2013, 09:23:20 PM

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March 19, 2013, 09:23:20 PM Last Edit: March 19, 2013, 09:26:26 PM by Lenin McCarthy
Hello, humans.
Be nice now, or I'll shove Jesus Christ up your butts so he STICKS.

Hello, child traffickers.
I'm donating your genitals for medical research. I'm generally a very forgiving and tolerant person who believes the best of everyone, but FUCK YOU. I'd rather shake hands with your feces than with you.

Hello, every single one of the hundreds of you who passed by the newly-dead corpse of a junkie in Oslo Central Station last summer without thinking anything other than "EW GET THEM OUT OF HERE"
FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK YOU.

FUCK THE SOCIAL LAZINESS THAT MADE KITTY GENOVESE DIE.

Hello, this weird euphoric rage seizure I'm having.
Who are you? What are you? Why did you get into my body?

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 19, 2013, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on March 19, 2013, 09:23:20 PM
Hello, this weird euphoric rage seizure I'm having.
Who are you? What are you? Why did you get into my body?

Um, that's YOU.  You might not recognize you, because you haven't hung out with you in a while.  You've been hanging out with NEW AND HOT AND TRENDING, and utterly neglected you, your oldest friend.

I say you spend some time with you, try to atone for your earlier ambivalence.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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