ITT: Famous Last Words

[zen_magick]

It's a tie between two for me:

1. "Hold my beer and check this shit out!"

2. "Could you please remove that from my ass before the ambulance arrives?"
   
The second is due to a good Protestant upbringing after all a gentleman should preserve a modicum of decorum even in death.

[KaaosovCyn]

Okay I now see that you have placed this glock against my head.... damn it Eris, I told you not to play hostage with me... (She begins to laugh her-stare-ick-all-lee or something similar or something.)
Sarcastically Eris pulls the trigger and BOOMTIME happens...

[Slurrealist]

Do you have a Bardo Thodol nearby?

[Fujikoma]

This is how we handle such things in my hometown, sheer, redneck stupidity, and a shitload of duct-tape.

[Brother Mythos]

Well that sucks.

[Doktor Howl]

"The manual didn't say SHIT about THIS."

[Brother Mythos]

Rock and roll will never die.

[TastyCle]

In fact I am immune to steam rollers.

[Brother Mythos]

Two and a wake-up. Two and a wake-up.

[Brother Mythos]

I didn't start it, he did.

[Don Coyote]

"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

[The Johnny]

"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

[Brother Mythos]

I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Since you gave me time to both arm the bomb, and say some last words, I'm guessing you're not with the guild.

[Brother Mythos]

Yes, those pants do make you look fat.