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Started by NewSpag, April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM

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NewSpag

Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it? 

QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
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There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it?

1. If you don't know what it is why are you here?

2. You can buy it from me. Please give me your routing and account number. Savings, not checking. Transaction must clear before I tell you. It will cost you $60 in US currency.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

NewSpag

Quote from: Alty on April 25, 2012, 08:20:19 AM
:lolchix:
Wait a minute ... that's not a sentence ... that appears to be two Japanese girls laughing at some poor fellow behind me.
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
Quote
There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:29:39 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:13:27 AM
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it?

1. If you don't know what it is why are you here?

2. You can buy it from me. Please give me your routing and account number. Savings, not checking. Transaction must clear before I tell you. It will cost you $60 in US currency.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

NewSpag

And then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
Quote
There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.

Cain

No, this thread is going to stay here forever, and so are you.

Better start looking for amusing gifs to post.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:41:54 AM
And then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

NewSpag

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AM
Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
Quote
There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.

navkat

Oh jeeze...heeeere we go.

*winces*

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:47:30 AM
Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

Interesting thing.

No one owns me. Not even myself. But the thing is once you mentioned cauliflower I knew you were full of shit. I don't eat that. Ever. So I do realize and you should stop being a fucking pinealist and making assumptions about people you just met.

I am not landing in your Discordia. I am just catching a connecting flight. Please tell your immigration officers to fuck off because I'm just passing through.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:03:25 AM
Oh jeeze...heeeere we go.

*winces*

Sometimes you know off the bat that the 50 post rule is irrelevant from the get go.

I see your spidey sense is tingling.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

navkat

Read the FAQ, Jack. Wait, no. I'll sum it up for you:

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 09:07:04 AM
Read the FAQ, Jack. Wait, no. I'll sum it up for you:

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

Actually I prefer to see the face.

However, I've already decided this dude is totally useless in under 5 posts. Now mind you, while I am still a Doktor, I have opted to return to the semi-serene Nephew lifestyle. But even a Nephew can make a quick judgment call. This person must redeem themself already, and change their fucking name. Insanity my ass. My dad was insane. It's not fucking funny.

Fuck this guy. Seriously.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS