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Started by LHX, October 17, 2012, 04:05:39 PM

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LHX

neat hell

LMNO

O, sweet merciful fuck.

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm

MIME GOSPEL.  I SHIT YOU NOT.


(warning: lots of flashing lights.  May cause seizures if you're epileptic.  Serious warning.)

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Mangrove

Firstly - Hey LHX! Good to see you, please post more  :)

Secondly -  :argh!: LHX, if you are going to post more, don't post this!!  :wink:

This site is beyond horrible. I don't know if the sites run that fast because it's supposed to be 'quick edited highlights' or whether they really think that looks good. Aside from the seizure inducing aspect, it's just awful design even if it were moving slower. The colours, the layout, that churches even need websites is all entirely icky.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Nephew Twiddleton

The mime gospel one gave me a headache. In like, 3 seconds. No shit.

Twid,
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Quote from: Mangrove on October 17, 2012, 06:26:45 PM
Firstly - Hey LHX! Good to see you, please post more  :)

Secondly -  :argh!: LHX, if you are going to post more, don't post this!!  :wink:

This site is beyond horrible. I don't know if the sites run that fast because it's supposed to be 'quick edited highlights' or whether they really think that looks good. Aside from the seizure inducing aspect, it's just awful design even if it were moving slower. The colours, the layout, that churches even need websites is all entirely icky.

Churches = snakeoil, woo and fairy stories

Internet = science

It's totally fucking wrong in the same way a priest getting lifesaving bypass surgery is totally fucking wrong. If god decides Father Kiddiefiddler is scheduled for termination then surely he owes it to god to go along with the plan. Likewise, if god has decided that no one is going to hear his holy word anymore then teevee and internets should be a no no too.

church websites is like saying "God is awesome, we sincerely believe that but unfortunately, because we know god isn't really all that, we need to help him out a bit, using evil science that god says is, like totally wrong"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 17, 2012, 07:35:43 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 17, 2012, 06:26:45 PM
Firstly - Hey LHX! Good to see you, please post more  :)

Secondly -  :argh!: LHX, if you are going to post more, don't post this!!  :wink:

This site is beyond horrible. I don't know if the sites run that fast because it's supposed to be 'quick edited highlights' or whether they really think that looks good. Aside from the seizure inducing aspect, it's just awful design even if it were moving slower. The colours, the layout, that churches even need websites is all entirely icky.

Churches = snakeoil, woo and fairy stories

Internet = science

It's totally fucking wrong in the same way a priest getting lifesaving bypass surgery is totally fucking wrong. If god decides Father Kiddiefiddler is scheduled for termination then surely he owes it to god to go along with the plan. Likewise, if god has decided that no one is going to hear his holy word anymore then teevee and internets should be a no no too.

church websites is like saying "God is awesome, we sincerely believe that but unfortunately, because we know god isn't really all that, we need to help him out a bit, using evil science that god says is, like totally wrong"

You mean shit like this?

http://www.christianmingle.com
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2012, 04:17:27 PM
O, sweet merciful fuck.

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm

MIME GOSPEL.  I SHIT YOU NOT.


(warning: lots of flashing lights.  May cause seizures if you're epileptic.  Serious warning.)

Thanks LMNO!

This might actually all be funnier since I can't see it.  :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS