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Saturday Night™, a Definition for a Fundamentally Sick Society

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 19, 2014, 08:12:14 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#30
February 27, 2014, 08:28:02 PM
Sell mates kayak that's currently living in my garage
Moonlit paddle with P3nTGF on Loch Lomond, camping on one of the islands and sub-zero monkey sex
Meet up with some mates on the bonnie banks in the morning
Blaze up a couple of fatties and do some more paddling
Then it'll be (calendar) saturday night
Off to Brother in law's place for drinking and pirate movies
Sunday: Some quality time with P3nTK9

Fuck I'm getting old, most it I will be sober(ish) and there's every likelihood I'll remember most of it come monday :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Red

#31
March 01, 2014, 07:08:06 AM
Feeling sad and pissy. It's been a LONG week! Call up my buddy Chris who is also having a suck-tastic week.
FUCK IT- PARTY TIME.

Bitch about love and lust for awhile. Oh yes, feels good man.
Talk about exes both recent and past and how many of them deserve to bathe in napalm.
Also listen to Chris' dad throw a potential hooker out of his house over the phone. Not sure why he called us.
It's ok, the cops sided with the dad. Looks like we're not the only one having Saturday Night!
Know what? All this bitching and WTF made us hungry. FOOOD!

An Italian place Chris likes just moved locations somewhere near us. I get a Calzone bigger than your head.
All that cheese makes me feel like a fat ass. Time to NERD DANCE down at the arcade!
Cute but gimpy hipster is hitting on me. It's like everyone wants me lately.
It's funny: when I'm not looking/interested suddenly I can gather a harem.
At least I feel nice and sexy. Makes the dancing more fun.
Dance a few rounds, get a little sweaty, and close the joint. Owner shoos us all off.
Drive around with Chris, talking and bitching and talking some more.
Guess who else likes me? Yup. We probably will never date, however, as it might ruin the friendship.

So I'm not getting lucky tonight. It's OK, my drawer of dildos are calling.  :)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
March 01, 2014, 07:41:07 PM
I have a take-home midterm due Monday, and a raft of memorizing animal phylogeny. No Saturday night for me, not tonight.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
March 01, 2014, 07:42:16 PM
For some reason I am suddenly a magnet to guys in their early 30's. I don't get it, WTF?

There's a hottie down at the Waypost that I might have a small crush on.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#34
March 01, 2014, 11:53:35 PM
Speaking as a guy in his 40s, guys in their 30s typically have finally started to figure out how to fuck.

Go for it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
March 02, 2014, 01:02:34 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2014, 11:53:35 PM
Speaking as a guy in his 40s, guys in their 30s typically have finally started to figure out how to fuck.

Go for it.

I think I might. Waypost guy is ridiculously gorgeous, in that big-eyed manly Middle Eastern beardo way. I've been holding out for my accountant, but he doesn't know when his schedule will allow him a trip to town soooo...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Red

#36
March 02, 2014, 03:09:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 02, 2014, 01:02:34 AM
I think I might. Waypost guy is ridiculously gorgeous, in that big-eyed manly Middle Eastern beardo way. I've been holding out for my accountant, but he doesn't know when his schedule will allow him a trip to town soooo...
Waiting for that guy usually won't work. If he "doesn't know when" that usually means it's not that he doesn't know so much as he's not into you and is trying to let you down softly because he's a "nice guy". Of course "nice guys" like this usually turn out to be huge jerks who string you along for months, hinting but never ever actually saying when it's over. It's like they can't wrap their heads around how very UN-nice their behaviors are and they usually end up blaming you for it all. Yeah- you can tell I have encountered this before!

If he's cute and you like him, go grab some lunch. Say hello. Maybe you'll be lucky and he'll like you, too.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
March 02, 2014, 04:10:46 AM
Quote from: Red on March 02, 2014, 03:09:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 02, 2014, 01:02:34 AM
I think I might. Waypost guy is ridiculously gorgeous, in that big-eyed manly Middle Eastern beardo way. I've been holding out for my accountant, but he doesn't know when his schedule will allow him a trip to town soooo...
Waiting for that guy usually won't work. If he "doesn't know when" that usually means it's not that he doesn't know so much as he's not into you and is trying to let you down softly because he's a "nice guy". Of course "nice guys" like this usually turn out to be huge jerks who string you along for months, hinting but never ever actually saying when it's over. It's like they can't wrap their heads around how very UN-nice their behaviors are and they usually end up blaming you for it all. Yeah- you can tell I have encountered this before!

If he's cute and you like him, go grab some lunch. Say hello. Maybe you'll be lucky and he'll like you, too.

Well, that's always possible. But we've been friends for 20 years and he lives 3000 miles away and is working on grad school, so I'm inclined not to think he's stringing me along. Plus his brother and niece and best friend live here, so if he's stringing me along he's also stringing them along.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
March 02, 2014, 04:12:07 AM
ANYWAY.

I will probably go hit on cute bartender at some point. Because he's cute.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Red

#39
March 02, 2014, 08:13:42 AM Last Edit: March 02, 2014, 08:15:46 AM by Red
Quote from: Nigel on March 02, 2014, 04:12:07 AM
But we've been friends for 20 years.
......
I will probably go hit on cute bartender at some point. Because he's cute.
Oh, well, DERP. :oops:  Don't mind me. Either way good luck! Getting a nice guy can be a blast.

My Saturday
Spent way too much time in bed- half sleeping half with my silicone friends.
Got up and tried to make some phone calls.
Got a wrong number who CALLED ME BACK.
Chatted with Mr Wrong number and decided to random meet up for burgers!
Had this stuck in my head as I drove there.
Mr Wrong Number was a no-show. Oh well. Burger time!
Came home and chatted on 4chan while drinking way too much tea.
Made a few new contacts: sweet little 18 year old film student and random dude into bondage.
I love making Pen Pals.
Chris calls up at 3 Am- late night shopping has yielded a brand new Wii U!
Chatter about gaming systems for almost an hour. He's looking forward to showing it off soon.
My tea buzz is wearing down. Going to head to bed soon.

Cainad (dec.)

#40
March 02, 2014, 03:06:59 PM
I probably spend way too much to get my Saturday Nights, but they've basically been outlawed or run out of business on Long Island, so I take them where I can get them (which is by driving/ferrying off the world's most gentrified sandbar).

LMNO

#41
March 02, 2014, 06:12:55 PM
Saturday Night is in your HEAD, man.

StandBackJack

#42
March 02, 2014, 06:19:24 PM
It's in MY head, in my heeee---aaaad.

Zombie
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The Good Reverend Roger

#43
March 03, 2014, 12:35:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on March 02, 2014, 03:06:59 PM
I probably spend way too much to get my Saturday Nights, but they've basically been outlawed or run out of business on Long Island, so I take them where I can get them (which is by driving/ferrying off the world's most gentrified sandbar).

ALL the Saturday Nights™ are outlawed.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#44
March 04, 2014, 11:16:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2014, 08:01:00 PM
This weekend, in order:

Make seed plant phylogeny flash cards
Study mass extinction events
Take chemistry midterm
Do endless chemistry online problems
Lay head down and cry
What the hell kind of mass extinction event are you planning that it requires both extensive chemistry knowledge and seed plant phylogeny??
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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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