The Problem with the Paleo diet.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Bullshit! Paleo-humans phoned Pizza Hut, just like the rest of us

[Kai]

I wonder if Paleo-humans had fad diets. In 400,000 BC were sun-dried purple bugs all the rage? Did cooking food with fire start out as a fad diet?

For that matter, were there cave-Ron Popiels traveling from cave to cave trading skins for the latest hide-scraping, spear-sharpening, berry-smashing multi-tool?

People in 400,000 BC didn't have time for fad diets. They were too busy trying to eat anything edible to avoid starving to death and running for their lives from saber cats, giant sloths, and dire wolves.

[Bruno]

I wonder if Paleo-humans had fad diets. In 400,000 BC were sun-dried purple bugs all the rage? Did cooking food with fire start out as a fad diet?

For that matter, were there cave-Ron Popiels traveling from cave to cave trading skins for the latest hide-scraping, spear-sharpening, berry-smashing multi-tool?

People in 400,000 BC didn't have time for fad diets. They were too busy trying to eat anything edible to avoid starving to death and running for their lives from saber cats, giant sloths, and dire wolves.

Purplebug pretty fast. Ug eat lot of purplebug. Ug only one of clan not eat by toothy-cat.

Purplebug make you fast. It science.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I wonder if Paleo-humans had fad diets. In 400,000 BC were sun-dried purple bugs all the rage? Did cooking food with fire start out as a fad diet?

For that matter, were there cave-Ron Popiels traveling from cave to cave trading skins for the latest hide-scraping, spear-sharpening, berry-smashing multi-tool?

People in 400,000 BC didn't have time for fad diets. They were too busy trying to eat anything edible to avoid starving to death and running for their lives from saber cats, giant sloths, and dire wolves.

Purplebug pretty fast. Ug eat lot of purplebug. Ug only one of clan not eat by toothy-cat.

Purplebug make you fast. It science.

Correlation not same as causation. Ug fucking stupid 

[Ben Shapiro]

My people were plentiful. Mauling and tearing people apart.

[Dildo Argentino]

My people were plentiful. Mauling and tearing people apart.

Not enough of them though, by the looks of it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wonder if Paleo-humans had fad diets. In 400,000 BC were sun-dried purple bugs all the rage? Did cooking food with fire start out as a fad diet?

For that matter, were there cave-Ron Popiels traveling from cave to cave trading skins for the latest hide-scraping, spear-sharpening, berry-smashing multi-tool?

People in 400,000 BC didn't have time for fad diets. They were too busy trying to eat anything edible to avoid starving to death and running for their lives from saber cats, giant sloths, and dire wolves.

Purplebug pretty fast. Ug eat lot of purplebug. Ug only one of clan not eat by toothy-cat.

Purplebug make you fast. It science.

Horrorology does not require that a theory be correct, or even fit all the KNOWN facts.  It just requires that the theory WORK, for any reason at all.

Ug was crawling through the bushes after purplebug when the sabertooth attacked his pals.  Ug was not eaten, because he eats purplebug.

There are no contradictions OR coincidences, anywhere.  Just weird-looking causal loops that form when SCIENCE smacks up against THE GODS, and neither one has their insurance cards on them, like they're supposed to.

[Bruno]

I wonder if Paleo-humans had fad diets. In 400,000 BC were sun-dried purple bugs all the rage? Did cooking food with fire start out as a fad diet?

For that matter, were there cave-Ron Popiels traveling from cave to cave trading skins for the latest hide-scraping, spear-sharpening, berry-smashing multi-tool?

People in 400,000 BC didn't have time for fad diets. They were too busy trying to eat anything edible to avoid starving to death and running for their lives from saber cats, giant sloths, and dire wolves.

Purplebug pretty fast. Ug eat lot of purplebug. Ug only one of clan not eat by toothy-cat.

Purplebug make you fast. It science.

Horrorology does not require that a theory be correct, or even fit all the KNOWN facts.  It just requires that the theory WORK, for any reason at all.

Ug was crawling through the bushes after purplebug when the sabertooth attacked his pals.  Ug was not eaten, because he eats purplebug.

There are no contradictions OR coincidences, anywhere.  Just weird-looking causal loops that form when SCIENCE smacks up against THE GODS, and neither one has their insurance cards on them, like they're supposed to.

So while foraging in the underbrush, they are at less risk of being attacked by sabretooth cats, but increased risk of being attacked by a swarm of sabertooth hornets.

Much like people on the paleo diet are eating healthier, because fresh vegetables, not pseudo-scientific woo, but they die out because nobody wants to breed with someone who smells like Brussels sprouts.