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#1516
I hope she never does decide to Tweet or Bog, yes she has built up a very powerful image of mysteriousness. What the hell lurks underneath those psycho clothes? So far - a hermaphrodite nymphomaniac that only likes big dick.
#1517
GASM Command / GagaGASM
December 21, 2009, 09:27:45 PM
Just a thought I was toying with ...

Circulate a rumour about Lady Gaga being a Discordian.

I suppose the best way is to target things like Youtube, fansites, even the press to view these claims. Build up slowly like that.
#1518
It was interesting, I used to dislike Lady Gaga for reasons beyond thought.

But after observing her, I love her persona. I even find her music refreshing

She's done many things which make you question her -

One of my favourites is that she was doing a concert and said "I hear you muslims have big ones. Ok guys get your cocks out!" ~ Something along those lines.

Oh and also when asked if she has a penis - "my beautiful vagina is offended"

Is she really a Discord? Well she should be!

Would they buy it if someone sent the papers that Lady Gaga is a Discordian? (That could be a GASM :P) .. she did write a song about Discordia.

And its not too hard to believe either
#1519
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ME (HI)
December 21, 2009, 08:55:29 PM
@Darth, I can pass pass of love onto others.

Quote from: Hoopla on December 21, 2009, 07:14:01 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on December 21, 2009, 09:26:06 AM

After wandering around aimlessly, I found my way on the shores here. I aimed for entrance, but I was denied!

Denied by whom?

Quote from: NotPublished on December 21, 2009, 09:26:06 AM
Eris says hi and um ... I love you all?

Oh dear, this can't end well...

I had a special character in my name and the forum software rejected me.
#1520
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ME (HI)
December 21, 2009, 08:50:47 PM
LOL!!!  :lulz:

@Roger, I will probably end up doing that
#1521
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ME (HI)
December 21, 2009, 08:45:53 PM
I was more so hoping to be flamed but all I am getting are rejection letters from the editor :(

... On a serious note, thank you all.

In reality, I am only new to Discordianism, I've read only the first 10 pages of Principia Discordia. Its such a fun thing to look at and go through (and it rings true at everything), and I read a post around here that even if your playing along with it - you still end up being apart of it. Again, so very true and seems to be the nature behind it all.

And I DID order the book, just need to wait after the christmas for it to come from America =/
#1522
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ME (HI)
December 21, 2009, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2009, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on December 21, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
No one protested?!

I guess, thanks .. if that were possible :(

(What 50 post rule?)

Turn back now. There is nothing for you here.

Interesting
#1523
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ME (HI)
December 21, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
No one protested?!

I guess, thanks .. if that were possible :(

(What 50 post rule?)

I am fresh meat.
#1524
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Discordians Anonymous
December 21, 2009, 11:31:12 AM
This is a nicely written thread and rings very true.
#1525
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ME (HI)
December 21, 2009, 09:49:31 AM
That can never be good :(

Mum always told me it can't hurt you if it doesn't exist
#1526
I wish I was hunted, but thats why I'm not published :(


(That does look like alot of fun though)
#1527
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ME (HI)
December 21, 2009, 09:26:06 AM
Greetings,

I have decided to share my world with you all, as my views will never get published. Only because I don't acknowledge their existance. Maybe you will love me for who I am. I am about to speak the unpublished words of Eric the Transexual.

Firstly, there is no such thing as a non-Penis bearing human. Eris as you know her is really Eric the Transexual.

My first encounter was in the shower, I was washing my sexy calf, but I accidently dropped the soap - and Eric promptly came up from behind.
After my enlightening experience, he imparted on wisdoms from ancients past; I saw that all there is, is Eric and everything else is and/or isn't Eric. People keep mistaking Eric as a female, he was quite upset about that :( But he has grown to love it. Even embrace it, sometimes s/he resents it. I can't tell anymore. It does not matter!

Anyhow, Eric told me "They will show their acceptance by outrightedly refusing what you say. Or maybe they won't, no one cares at this stage"
Shocked I continued on, "What do you want with me?"
Eric said "Everyones a Discordian. Just like everyone is gay, they may not know it. May not acknowledge it, they may refuse it but they still are Gay"
I asked "What if I refuse it?"
"It does not matter, you are my bitch!"

A few thousand ticks later, I was drying myself - and the prophetic words came to me on a google search.
After plagerising and fixing up Nostradamus's words - it read
"The young poop will overcome the greater one,
On the field in Japan during the fifth day;
Golden Apples run rampant there, but no one is gay
He lives a cruel life.
"

I freaked out, I realised why Eric has chosen me! I must awaken up those who deny themselves.

After wandering around aimlessly, I found my way on the shores here. I aimed for entrance, but I was denied!

Fruitlessly, I started to search for the Principia Discordia book ... but it hasn't been sold for 2 years, so I placed an Order; and it will come around The Aftermath 75.

So until then, I will listen to the whispers of Eric and my words will be the real deal!

Until then ...

I'm damn clueless :(

I forget what my point was, but this is how Eric wanted it. Eris says hi and um ... I love you all?
#1528
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 21, 2009, 08:24:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2009, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on December 21, 2009, 02:16:41 AM
Its conflicting though hey.

Everyones just fucked, so whats one more thing going to do?

When will it ever cancel each other

wut

you know, when are things going to magically turn out fine, in the end?

cause, the world's been getting crazier and crazier and creepier, but it's just a phase right?

i mean, what goes down must at some point go up right?

we can stop any moment we want to right?

at some point, people will just get tired of this mess, think "well that was interesting" and then everything goes back to normal right?

after all, we can't possibly just keep going deeper and deeper forever and digging further and in more twisted ways

there's gotta be a bottom to this rabbithole, and that's when everything will start getting better again.
... can't we just blow up the world already ? =/

I don't even know what sarcasm is anymore :O Reboot!

... everyones still fucked. I am just slightly more than the rest.
#1529
Or Kill Me / Re: Reply to Emo Thread
December 21, 2009, 05:48:34 AM
CUTE!

The Emo's here are like fungii in Australia, they seem to like dark damp places under the bridges by my understanding.

What breed of Emo's do you have?
#1530
Your a character I love you.

I hope you recieve many rejection letters.