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A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE

Started by Suu, August 07, 2010, 05:22:31 AM

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Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Don Coyote

I'll you what not to do with it,and you will understand why I was banned from Rome.

Juana

Attach rhinestones and a chain. Sell it online for far more than it's worth.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

DiscoUkulele

paperweight.

or, ya know, confess your sins.

but probably paperweight.
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

Bruno

Formerly something else...

Jasper

It's a gruesome torture implement, and it was a free gift, so use it.  Leave it where you found it, with a thank you note.

-Kel-


LMNO


Dysnomia

^This



or


Use it to club people, while shouting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Payne

Break it up, and use it as kindling for setting a stars'n'stripes with Mohammad drawn on it on fire.

Damiel

Find another one, call a friend and start playing Christ-pong.

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

I woke up this morning and it's gone. :( Christ unnailed his legs and scampered off.

It was there for like 3 days too! I guess they didn't like it when I grabbed it last night coming in from work and yelling "REPENT!" and gently setting it back down.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."