An apology from Captain Utopia

[Salty]

I can't speak for anyone else, but I can say:



Also, I want to thank you for your contribution to Discordjia as a whole. Where would we be without Utopian Discordianism?

Finally, I assume you are the same exact person you were until you show something that indicates otherwise.

[The Johnny]

RWHN leaves, and C.U. returns... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[LMNO]

Um. Hi.


I'm all for second chances, but what's going to be different this time around?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Though I may have often been wrong, my heart was always sincere.  So I could not sincerely accept that 100% of the mistakes made were my own or that 100% of the claims made about me were 100% true.  If that is a fair benchmark for an apology, then I regret to say that I cannot pass that test even today with any sincerity. 

Then fuck off.

[Pæs]

Lol, I have no ill will left towards you CU, but you are to me the archetypal PD poster for the 'apologise, flip out at Roger, apologise' cycle and a comic character.

Personally, I would like to experiment with you changing your avatar to something not so easily associated with your previous screeching, if you choose to stay.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Meh, no real opinion.

[The Johnny]

IS A TRUE BELIEVER IN (E) DEMOCRACY



IS ALSO A CONTROL FREAK

[Pæs]

Further to my post, that cycle is only comic while it's sport and not tedium for Roger.

I can't imagine how your stay might ever be comfortable, expect to be misinterpreted and misrepresented at our early convenience, and totally scorned if you try to save us from PD villains.

[Pæs]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah actually after going back and reading my earlier responses to the thread to jog my memory, I do have an opinion, and it's

[East Coast Hustle]

Though I may have often been wrong, my heart was always sincere.  So I could not sincerely accept that 100% of the mistakes made were my own or that 100% of the claims made about me were 100% true.  If that is a fair benchmark for an apology, then I regret to say that I cannot pass that test even today with any sincerity.  This made for a stilted and awkward apology, with ill-considered attempts at humour, but I meant it sincerely.

So yes - while all this mattered deeply to me four years ago back when I thought I still had a chance to keep control of the forum I had invested a significant amount of time and emotional energy developing - I subsequently moved on to other things and got over it.  I'm not looking to start old fights.

But I've been told that my continued presence here depends upon my actions, so I'm testing the waters with this thread - if the intensity of the feelings evident from before are still present, then I won't waste any more of your time since my presence could only cause disruption. 

Either way, thanks for all the good times.

What in the FUCK is this guy doing here?

[Pæs]

 

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, fuck that shit. I don't know how he got unbanned but he is so the fuck not welcome here. I re-banned him, and have the willpower to keep doing so for far longer than whoever actually wants him here has to keep unbanning him.

Oh, what's that you say? NOBODY actually wants him here? Good.

[Salty]

A single tear rolls down my cheek.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was wondering who unbolted the doggy door.