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[E.O.T.]

WHILE

          the Doktor is out, I thought we ought to put our best thoughts to everyone's favourite "Roger" posts. OO.K, admittedly it may be impossible to sift out your actual favourite, butt we can try. So here's a couple of my own...

LIKE

         

Well, I will say that my opinion of Jim is now lower than whale shit and that, as we know, is on the floor of the ocean.

AND

           

You are a fucking liar.

Eat a dick.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread is great! We miss you, Dok, come back soon!

Die in a fire, psycho.

Thanks.

Probably my favorite TGRR line ever.

[Nast]

Roger warms the tepid, sludge-filled grease-trap of my heart.

Come back!

[Roaring Biscuit!]

wut?  where's 'e gone?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just recovering from his illness, hopefully back and well soon.

In the meantime, find and post your favorite quotes here!

[Maria]

It might be a little while.

I'll pass your good wishes on to him.

[Ari]

I was about to post this in the original doc howl thread... but this seems more fitting:

It was one of the first posts by our former Rain God that struck a chord and got me hooked on his sermons.

Okay, so you're stuck on this planet with the humans, right?
No, scratch that. You're in a giant convertible full of screaming monkeys, careening around the sun.
Despite the fact that this is the only car known to exist, many of the monkeys are busy shitting on the seats and killing each other in ways detrimental to the vehicle.
A few of the monkeys occasionally suggest different behavior, but they are either ignored or killed.

Is it any wonder that benevolent aliens never show up to visit?
TGGR


~planeswalker
welcomes the transition from destructive rage to mad science

[Dysnomia]

Dok needs to come back soon.     I miss our Holy ManTM

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I may have had some disagreements with the guy, but I hope he recovers and lives a long horrible life.

Also, I'd like to recommend to any Discordian considering dying any time soon to have your body be plastinated and doing something anus-clenchingly perverse in Body Works: The Cycle of Life (AKA Copulating Corpses Edition NSFW LINK) so that you can continue to troll people from beyond the grave.

[Storebrand]

I may have had some disagreements with the guy, but I hope he recovers and lives a long horrible life.

Also, I'd like to recommend to any Discordian considering dying any time soon to have your body be plastinated and doing something anus-clenchingly perverse in Body Works: The Cycle of Life (AKA Copulating Corpses Edition NSFW LINK) so that you can continue to troll people from beyond the grave.

He still has eyebrows.   

[Shai Hulud]

Here's one of my favorite quips from the doktor formerly known as TGRR:

Fun fact: cringing exercises over fifty different muscles in your face.  That's why TGRR can crack walnuts between his jowls ASS CHEEKS

Fixed.

TGRR,
Uses them for talking, too.

Still makes me laugh   Get well soon Dok!

[Dimocritus]

UNLIMITED DOK HOWL/ TGRR TRIBUTE THREAD

There has to be some kinda limit, right?

Regardless, I've sigged my favorite Dok/Rev post...

[Mangrove]

I may have had some disagreements with the guy, but I hope he recovers and lives a long horrible life.

Also, I'd like to recommend to any Discordian considering dying any time soon to have your body be plastinated and doing something anus-clenchingly perverse in Body Works: The Cycle of Life (AKA Copulating Corpses Edition NSFW LINK) so that you can continue to troll people from beyond the grave.

Is it still necrophilia when the sex is between two dead people? 

[Mangrove]

Also (more importantly)

Best wishes to Dok Howl & get well soon!

[Doktor Howl]

Thanks, guys.

I'm much better now, but I'm still sleeping a lot.