I think I know where Discordia goes now...

[P3nT4gR4m]

... first a little history lesson

In the beginning was discordia and it was hippies and tripping and thinking for yourself, as long as you were thinking about peace and love and good happiness stuff

And discordia was all about - "everyones a pope"

Then came the internets

And what, in retrospect, has come to be known as web-1.0 and it was nerds and scripting and pioneering dotcom startups, as long as you were well away before the arse fell out of it

And web-1.0 was all about - "the nerds shall inherit the earth"

Then came web-2.0 and it was mashups and blogspheres and rich internet applications, as long as you were online you could be making money more efficiently or communicating with friends around the world

and web2.0 was all about - "the users have inherited the power"

Well I say it's high time we upgraded discordia too

In discordia-1.0 we were all popes, well I say fuck that - in discordia-2.0 we are all gods!

Join the discordia-2.0 pantheon gold rush people and stake your claim (no dominion parking please - lets keep this fair)

for example and straight off the top of my head
(if I've missed you then fuck it - obviously I just don't love you enough or some shit)


LMNO - the god of alpahbets and little segments thereof


Payne - the god of falling downstairs and breaking your fall with your face


Hunter - the god of demonic hatred


TGGR - the god of precision hatred


Silly Cybin - the god of random hatred


RWHN - the god of terrible puns and even worse noseflutery


Cramulus - the god of fake moustaches


SUU - the god of needlecraft


Cain - the god of politics and war


000 - the god of all Holland and perhaps a little of sweden too


Ratatosk - the god of namedropping


ECH - the god of cooking


Davedim - the god of ginger hair

... the rest is up to you - post your name, role in the discordia2.0 pantheon and optional mythos which may or may not be related to that gliffy Cram was hacking together the other week.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Cainad,
God of mediocrity and looking like a Red Sea Pedestrian

[Requia ☣]

Requiem - God of being a joiner,

[Payne]

OP = 

[barumunk]

just to add my few cents ^{(south african ones at that, so they're worth even less)}

In the begining:
Hippies: "love and peace for all" -------> And discordia was all about - "Everyones a Pope"

Then:
Web 1.0: "The nerds shall inherit the earth" ----->  "Discordians shall inherit the earth"

Now:
Web 2.0: "The Users have inherited the power"    -----> Those that follow Discordia shall each make up and intergrated part of the whole
                                                                             and thereby be omnipotent and so "shall control the earth not just inherit it."

[Faust]

Not in it, you're going on a list 

[Payne]

Not in it, you're going on a list 

... the rest is up to you - post your name, role in the discordia2.0 pantheon and optional mythos which may or may not be related to that gliffy Cram was hacking together the other week.

LERN2REED, n00b!

[Faust]

I read it but it required effort.

Faust
-One of the many gods of apathy and laziness.

[Payne]

Faust- God of lazy, whiney bitches. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

Not in it, you're going on a list 

if I've missed you then fuck it - obviously I just don't love you enough or some shit

I am not a kind, generous and loving god of random hatred 

[Dido]

No. You are not. We know that you are not, you do not need to try that hard to prove it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel: God of inanity and soup.

[Payne]

Nigel: God of Cones! Cones! Cones!

Fixt

[AFK]

Nigel: I-cone-ical God

fixed better 

damn Payne, you've got uncanny timing...or I do. 

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

TLU: God of quietly lurking