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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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#2835
June 16, 2008, 02:39:48 PM
Sesame Street was
Brought to you on this day by
the number, drexlar

nt:  I've got drexlar puppies
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#2836
June 23, 2008, 07:05:04 PM
Mathematician dogs?
Or some alien species?
The Wiki won't say.

NT: immigrant song.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Reverend Loveshade

#2837
June 25, 2008, 03:46:27 AM
Reached America!
Home of the free and the brave,
hiding in their caves.

NT: George Carlin
"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."

-- navkat, 20 June 2007, principiadiscordia.com

Chairman Risus

#2838
June 27, 2008, 07:20:01 AM
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, tits
cocksucker, and don't forget
a motherfucker.


NT: meta-haiku

Richter

#2839
June 27, 2008, 02:48:14 PM
You and me baby,
Ain't nothing but mammals, so
write me a haiku.

NT:funny hat day.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Bu🤠ns

#2840
June 27, 2008, 08:35:27 PM Last Edit: June 27, 2008, 08:38:28 PM by burnstoupee pancakes
sunday best beanies
you forgot yours. luckily,
the pidgeons still fly.

bluetooth headsets.

edit: fixed for accuracy

PeregrineBF

#2841
June 28, 2008, 06:54:40 AM
In California,
driving without these can get,
you a big ticket.

NT: The Devil's Dictionary

semi-related, my favorite haiku:
I like bees they're so
yellow and black and yellow
and black and yellow.

Eve

#2842
June 28, 2008, 07:20:32 AM
Satirical book
By Ambrose Bierce, says Wiki.
I haven't read it.

NT: Rev Uncle BadTouch
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Chairman Risus

#2843
June 28, 2008, 07:22:26 AM Last Edit: June 28, 2008, 07:30:18 AM by Risus
Reverend Uncle BadTouch
Should mod the child boards
See what I did thar?

NT: sparknotes PD

A.N. Other

#2844
July 25, 2008, 05:16:18 AM
An over quoted
Book about some long dead god.
A fan of potheads.

NT: The State of the Union address given by a Discordain.
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

Dysfunctional Wombat

#2845
July 25, 2008, 06:04:21 AM
Quagmire in Iraq
Next on the agenda, we
Invade Canada

NT: something unusual on your desk

Rumckle

#2846
July 25, 2008, 08:41:44 AM
Amongst the clutter
Both alone and surrounded
Lies my pink hair dye

NT: Engineering Majors
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Iason Ouabache

#2847
July 27, 2008, 05:55:40 AM
Chemicals use pumps
Mechanicals build stuff up
Civils all wankers

NT:  Ice cream
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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PeregrineBF

#2848
July 27, 2008, 01:10:59 PM
Cold and oh-so sweet,
Lactose rich bovine fluids
frozen with sugar.

NT: The River Kwai

hooplala

#2849
August 08, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
dink dink dink dink dink
is how it's sang in Spaceballs
dink dink dink dink dink

NT: Chuck Taylors

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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